Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.


Those two words best sum up our service and we are committed to achieving both. Fucking Machines are still a bit of a rarity in the UK and we aim to bring Sex Machines within everyones' reach, in an affordable manner. Due to their nature they are expensive pieces of equipment that most people only dream of being able to experience - until now that is.

Whilst Sex Machines can initially look a little daunting, once you get to see them in action you will appreciate them for their simplicity in both function and form. They are basically the best dildo you can ever get, you can just sit or lay down and relax as they do all the work and they will never tire and are capable of generating feelings and sensations that no man ever could. We offer some great services and all of them revolve around the two core subjects shown below.


Our top priority is discretion and that's why you won't find photos on this site of our machines in use, whilst we are often asked to film or take pictures of the machines in use we wouldn't dream of putting any of these photos up on here for all to see. There are enough photos and videos of that sort of thing if you use just use google to find it. We never sell customers details on and are against spam in all of its forms (except the meat one which we are quite fond of).

When one of our F-Machines or Sybians arrives with you in the post it will be delivered in a Plain Packaging which will have no indication on it whatsoever as to the contents. No-one except you and ourselves will know what's inside of it. The machine itself is inside a lockable metal case inside this box so you have no storage worries during its time with you.


This is of equal importance to us and that's your satisfaction and not ours. Our equipment is first class and top of the range and you can rest assured that it's clean and safe to use.

The F-Machines and Sybians are cleaned thoroughly after each engagement and each client receives a new dildo or attachment therefore ensuring cleanliness. You are of course welcome to use your own attachments if you like as long as they are proper Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Dildos or ABCO Sybain attachments. You get to keep the attachment that we send and have the opportunity to get bigger and better ones as well.

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.