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The F-Machine uses the Vac U Lock system manufactured and pioneered by Doc Johnson. It is a universal dildo attachment system common to strap on dildos and sex toys. Not all fucking machines use it and these ones should be avoided for the simple reason that you won't be able to get cheap dildo attachments and your choices will be limited

The F-machine will be compatible with any Vac U Lock dildos that you already have and that's a big bonus as you will be able to use your favourites on it. We carry a small line of the very best Dildos manufactured by Doc Johnson and as We have an account with a wholesaler we can pass on great savings to you if you buy them whilst renting a machine from us.

Standard Dildo - Included Free

8 Inch Classic Vac U Lock Dildo AttachmentWe never re-use dildos between clients and that's important to remember. All of our toys are straight from the manufacturer and haven't been tampered with in any way. The F-Machine comes to you with the Vac U Lock Classic 8" Veined Dildo (model number 4184 - RRP £14.49) for your pleasure as standard. This is yours to keep when you return the machine to us. Out of all of the toys that we have trialed this one is the easiest to use and is great for beginners. The dildo is made from Doc-Johnson silagel pvc rubber. This is a rubber substance with antibacterial agents added to it to make it safer, easy to keep clean and an all round great toy. It is 1.75" wide so a nice easy fit.

Kong Dildo - Option £35

This hefty toy is great for anyone needing a bit more girthThis great toy is available as an optional extra if you like something with a bit more girth. The Kong Dildo (model number 0965 - RRP £49.95) attaches to the F-Machine for eye-popping erotic pleasure; constructed in realistic latex material to create the feeling of the real thing! This brute of a dong has gorgeous veins, a large pleasing head, and scrotum, and even a tuft of pubic hair! The Kong Realistic, a full beastly 9 inch x 2 inch of orgasmic power! This is a great addition to the Classic 8 Inch Dildo and give that fuller feeling in use. It is soft yet firm to the touch and has limited flexibility.

Jeff Stryker Realistic - Option £45

The ultimate Jeff Stryker Realistic vac u lock dildoOur biggest dildo and it is a whopping 10 inches long and nice and thick. It's modelled on Jeff Stryker (model number 0964 - RRP £50.00) the US porn star and is an accurate representation of his mighty tackle. This one is not for the feint hearted but if you can take it from us that this attachment will have you clawing at the bed sheets. It's a great dildo and beautiful to behold in action. Lots of lube is needed though or it will wear you out. This bad boy is almost 1kg in weight and feels great in your hand but even better inside you.

Double Penetrator Attachment - Option £23

Double penetrator for vaginal and anal simultaneous stimulationDouble the orgasmic pleasure of your Vac-u-lock system (model number 3987 - RRP £25.00) with this stunningly erotic double penetrator for vaginal and anal simultaneous stimulation! Made of strong durable latex with a natural feel that will have your lover trembling with desire and experiencing untold vaginal and anal pleasures that will drive them over the edge of sexual explosion! Use it is your pussy and ass or squeeze it into one orifice for the ultimate pleasure sensation.

Vibrating Cock Ring - Option £6.99

Ultrasoft silicone fits any & all sizes! One touch vibrationDrive her wild with the latex slip on vibrating Rabbit attachment (model number 7532 - RRP £10.50) you can fit this to any toy you use or even a hard cock to heighten sensations.

Imagine fitting it to a dildo on one of our Fucking Machines and having it buzzing against your clitoris with every in stroke. It really gives Fucking Machine Fun a whole new dimension of tingling vibrating fun.

8 Inch Anal Probe - Option £18

A great 8 inch Anal ProbeThis 8 inch Anal Probe (model number 4270 - RRP £20) is also great for vaginal stimulation, it is made out of the fantastic Sil-A-Gel, a formula material that's latex-free. It's a lovely pink colour and a great addition to our range of toys. The tapered tip is especially designed for anal penetration but it can also be used vaginally. It is a very comfortable material in use and should be used with water based lubricants. Making sure that you use enough especially for anal fun and games.

ID Glide Lubricant - Option £6.50

ID Glide water based lubricantFormulated from the highest quality ingredients, doctor recommended I-D Glide Sensual Lubricant is designed specifically to enhance the pleasure of intimacy. Clear, odorless and water-based, I-D Glide is silky smooth, ultra long lasting and latex compatible. Try I-D Glide for yourself and discover why Men's Health magazine rated it #1.

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