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The Venus Male Masturbator

Venus For Men Male MasturbatorThe Venus For Men (formerly Venus2000) male masturbator is without a doubt the best male masturbator on the market and this is refelected in its price, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our rental lines. It will quite simply give you the best blowjob/handjob of your life.

The venus allows you to vary the stroke length by using its controls to add or remove air from the system and you can vary its speed from 8 strokes per minute to a mind bending 300 strokes per minute for hands free masturbation like you have never felt before.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the venus receivers position at either end of its strokeVenus has a gearmotor that drives a reciprocating diaphragm. Air moves to and from the outer chamber of the Receiver by a connecting hose. The amount of air in the system, or lack of it, is adjustable and determines the stroke length. Most guys can adjust it to move the full length of their shaft. To use it, you simply put some lubricant in the Receiver and place the head of your penis to the opening. When you turn Venus on it will suck you in. It does not care if you have an erection or are flaccid. It has the velvety feel of a well lubricated partner. Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to an amazing 300 strokes per minute. You decide what you want and Venus complies with your wishes.

Statistics: It can masturbate your cock from 8 to 300 strokes per minute.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.venusformen.com

This machine like its sister machine the Sybian really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

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You can rent a Venus form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use receivers at all.

We make up the receivers to exactly fit you and so each is personalised. You get to keep the reciever that we send you at the end of your bookingand you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of putting our chap into something that someone else has used so always play it safe and use your own. Some rental companies say that they clean out receivers, replacing the lining befroe re-using them but would you feel safe using something like that or believe them. We never re-use receivers as they never come back to us so you can be safe in the knowledge that no-one has ever used yours befroe you. It just makes sense.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Venus's arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Venus and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with strokes of upto 300RPM, couple that with the sucking and stroking action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a receiver to keep, we never re-use receivers.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Venus from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Venus 3 Day
  • £85
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Venus 1 Week
  • £145
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Venus 9 Day
  • £165
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Venus For Men
  • Instructions
  • 2 x Remotes, one for speed and one for suction
  • 3m Power lead
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Spunk Lube Samples
  • The transit cases dimensions are: 40cm X 30cm X 34cm

Packaging

The Venus will arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

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First Impressions Of The Venus For Men

Our first Venus For Men machine arrived today for evaluation. First impressions are very good, it is a solid unit, not too heavy and pretty quiet in use. We are evaluating it with a view to adding it to our range of rental sex machines.

What is it?

The Venus For Men (formeraly known as the Venus2000) is a male masturbator with a difference, it works in a similar manner to a milking machine. It uses a vacuum pump to masturbate the penis in a sucking action at speeds of up to 300rpm. The receiver which is the tube that you slide the penis into can also be used as a vacuum enlarger. It even has the option of fitting two nipple suckers for male (or female) pleasure.

When will it go online for rental?

Once we have thoroughly looked at the machine and devised a shipping solution we will bring it online, drop us an e-mail if you are interested in being one of the first users. As with all of our rental machines hygiene is our top priority and so like all of the other machines you get to keep the receiver at the end of the booking. So the next time you rent you can get a large discount as there won't be any need for us to send you another one. It all makes sense really.

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Venus For Men Measurement Guide

Accurate measurements are required when you order a Venus For Men (formally known as the Venus2000). Please measure accurately and don't be tempted to exagerate as this can cause a badly fitted receiver that will ultimately negatively effect your enjoyment of this product.

The measurements required are length and then the circumference (distance around the outside of the penis and not the diameter) in order to calculate the size of receiver required and then to set up the machine up to displace the correct amount of air with each stroke.

Venus Measuring Guide

Measurements

To take circumference measurements, (C1 thru C4). Use a string or something soft and flexible. Measure around the penis (like a belt goes around your waist) then lie string flat on a ruler and note the size.

Please furnish all measurements in inches or cm, accurate within 1/4 inch or 5mm.

There are three seperate types of measurement that can be taken depending on your situation, these situations are:

  1. You can get an erection easily.
  2. You can get erections, but not every time. (Might start flaccid, but end up erect after stimulation).
  3. Erections are not possible.

1 - You can get an erection easily

If you can get an erection easily. Give the measurements below. If not, proceed to # 2. Provide a full set of measurements for Erection.

  • C1 = Around the head of penis at the thickest point.
  • C2 = Where the head meets the shaft.
  • C3 = Half way down the shaft.
  • C4 = Shaft one inch from the body.
  • L = Base to tip along the top.

Skip 2 and 3 and proceed to the store.

2 - You can get erections, but not every time

If you can get erections, but not every time then give the 2 sets of measurements below. If not, proceed to #3.

First set of measurements:

  • C1 = Around the head of penis at the thickest point.
  • C2 = Where the head meets the shaft.
  • C3 = Half way down the shaft.
  • C4 = Shaft one inch from the body.
  • L = Base to tip along the top.

Second set of measurements - Provide C4 Measurement only when Flaccid.

Please note: If there is more than 3/4″ difference between C4 erect and C4 flaccid you might consider adding a second receiver.

Skip 3 and proceed to the store.

3 - Erections are not possible

If erections are not possible.

  • C4 = Provide the C4 Measurement flaccid.
  • L = Give us your best possible length measurement.

Proceed to the store.

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