OK, here comes the hard sell bit. No just kidding we don't need to hard sell anything, the facts speak for themselves.
Sex machines are just so expensive and that is a combination of them being a niche market and the suppliers who dominate the game controlling that market. Both of these things mean that independent retailers like ourselves don't actually make very much at all on a machine that costs hundreds of pounds.
A question we often get asked is - how good are sex and fucking machines?
A very good question and one that is obviously on everyone's mind when they are considering parting with a considerable amount of their earnings for obvious reasons. Now we would obviously reply with they are amazing but you could say we are biased.
Renting a sex machine is a great way of seeing for yourself just how good they are with minimal outlay. If you don't find the experience amazing then at least you are not stuck with a huge investment that you aren't going to use. Selling a sex machine second hand will always mean you will lose a lot of money on the deal.
So firstly renting is a great way to dip your toes in the sex machine scene to see if it is for you.
Storage, an often overlooked aspect of owning a fucking or sex machine is where are you going to store it? Do you have nosey kids or housemates who would delight in uncovering a sex machine?
Renting a machine takes care of that problem as once you are done it is collected again from you so there is no long term storage issues.
Choice, I don't know many people with the spare money to invest in a Sybian and a fucking machine but by renting you can experience both. The Venus is also something that all penis owners should try as it is amazing too.
It gets cheaper. Yes, that does sound like a strange statement but if you rent from us a second time you can get a discount code to stop us sending out a second attachment. That way you can save money on future bookings.
Peace of mind. We send out brand new attachments with each booking so that you can rest assured that they haven't been in anyone else. You get to keep the attachment at the end of the booking which is why future bookings can save you some money.
If you go on to buy a sex machine from us that you have previously rented you will obviously receive a brand new machine. As well as that we will give you half of what you paid for the rental (less the courier costs) as a discount on a new machine.
So renting is a great way to try before you buy.
I am sure you will agree that is all pretty common sense and we have built our rental business over time relying on repeat custom as it is such a unique and valued service.
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The Venus For Men (formerly Venus2000) male masturbator is without a doubt the best male masturbator on the market and this is refelected in its price, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our rental lines. It will quite simply give you the best blowjob/handjob of your life.
The venus allows you to vary the stroke length by using its controls to add or remove air from the system and you can vary its speed from 8 strokes per minute to a mind bending 300 strokes per minute for hands free masturbation like you have never felt before.
Here's what the manufacturer says about it:
Venus has a gearmotor that drives a reciprocating diaphragm. Air moves to and from the outer chamber of the Receiver by a connecting hose. The amount of air in the system, or lack of it, is adjustable and determines the stroke length. Most guys can adjust it to move the full length of their shaft. To use it, you simply put some lubricant in the Receiver and place the head of your penis to the opening. When you turn Venus on it will suck you in. It does not care if you have an erection or are flaccid. It has the velvety feel of a well lubricated partner. Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to an amazing 300 strokes per minute. You decide what you want and Venus complies with your wishes.
Statistics: It can masturbate your cock from 8 to 300 strokes per minute.
Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.venusformen.com
This machine like its sister machine the Sybian really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.
You can rent a Venus form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use receivers at all.
We make up the receivers to exactly fit you and so each is personalised. You get to keep the reciever that we send you at the end of your bookingand you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of putting our chap into something that someone else has used so always play it safe and use your own. Some rental companies say that they clean out receivers, replacing the lining befroe re-using them but would you feel safe using something like that or believe them. We never re-use receivers as they never come back to us so you can be safe in the knowledge that no-one has ever used yours befroe you. It just makes sense.
Our Venus's arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.
We use the latest Venus and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with strokes of upto 300RPM, couple that with the sucking and stroking action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a receiver to keep, we never re-use receivers.
If you subsequently order a Venus from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).
These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.
We include the following with a rental booking:
The Venus will arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.
Our first Venus For Men machine arrived today for evaluation. First impressions are very good, it is a solid unit, not too heavy and pretty quiet in use. We are evaluating it with a view to adding it to our range of rental sex machines.
The Venus For Men (formeraly known as the Venus2000) is a male masturbator with a difference, it works in a similar manner to a milking machine. It uses a vacuum pump to masturbate the penis in a sucking action at speeds of up to 300rpm. The receiver which is the tube that you slide the penis into can also be used as a vacuum enlarger. It even has the option of fitting two nipple suckers for male (or female) pleasure.
Once we have thoroughly looked at the machine and devised a shipping solution we will bring it online, drop us an e-mail if you are interested in being one of the first users. As with all of our rental machines hygiene is our top priority and so like all of the other machines you get to keep the receiver at the end of the booking. So the next time you rent you can get a large discount as there won't be any need for us to send you another one. It all makes sense really.
Accurate measurements are required when you order a Venus For Men (formally known as the Venus2000). Please measure accurately and don't be tempted to exagerate as this can cause a badly fitted receiver that will ultimately negatively effect your enjoyment of this product.
The measurements required are length and then the circumference (distance around the outside of the penis and not the diameter) in order to calculate the size of receiver required and then to set up the machine up to displace the correct amount of air with each stroke.
To take circumference measurements, (C1 thru C4). Use a string or something soft and flexible. Measure around the penis (like a belt goes around your waist) then lie string flat on a ruler and note the size.
Please furnish all measurements in inches or cm, accurate within 1/4 inch or 5mm.
There are three seperate types of measurement that can be taken depending on your situation, these situations are:
If you can get an erection easily. Give the measurements below. If not, proceed to # 2. Provide a full set of measurements for Erection.
Skip 2 and 3 and proceed to the store.
If you can get erections, but not every time then give the 2 sets of measurements below. If not, proceed to #3.
First set of measurements:
Second set of measurements - Provide C4 Measurement only when Flaccid.
Please note: If there is more than 3/4″ difference between C4 erect and C4 flaccid you might consider adding a second receiver.
Skip 3 and proceed to the store.
If erections are not possible.
Proceed to the store.