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So, why does renting make sense?

OK, here comes the hard sell bit. No just kidding we don't need to hard sell anything, the facts speak for themselves.

Sex machines are just so expensive and that is a combination of them being a niche market and the suppliers who dominate the game controlling that market. Both of these things mean that independent retailers like ourselves don't actually make very much at all on a machine that costs hundreds of pounds.

A question we often get asked is - how good are sex and fucking machines?

A very good question and one that is obviously on everyone's mind when they are considering parting with a considerable amount of their earnings for obvious reasons. Now we would obviously reply with they are amazing but you could say we are biased.

Renting a sex machine is a great way of seeing for yourself just how good they are with minimal outlay. If you don't find the experience amazing then at least you are not stuck with a huge investment that you aren't going to use. Selling a sex machine second hand will always mean you will lose a lot of money on the deal.


So firstly renting is a great way to dip your toes in the sex machine scene to see if it is for you.

Storage, an often overlooked aspect of owning a fucking or sex machine is where are you going to store it? Do you have nosey kids or housemates who would delight in uncovering a sex machine?

Renting a machine takes care of that problem as once you are done it is collected again from you so there is no long term storage issues.

Choice, I don't know many people with the spare money to invest in a Sybian and a fucking machine but by renting you can experience both. The Venus is also something that all penis owners should try as it is amazing too.


It gets cheaper. Yes, that does sound like a strange statement but if you rent from us a second time you can get a discount code to stop us sending out a second attachment. That way you can save money on future bookings.

Peace of mind. We send out brand new attachments with each booking so that you can rest assured that they haven't been in anyone else. You get to keep the attachment at the end of the booking which is why future bookings can save you some money.

If you go on to buy a sex machine from us that you have previously rented you will obviously receive a brand new machine. As well as that we will give you half of what you paid for the rental (less the courier costs) as a discount on a new machine.

So renting is a great way to try before you buy.


I am sure you will agree that is all pretty common sense and we have built our rental business over time relying on repeat custom as it is such a unique and valued service.

Get in touch if you fancy trying a sex machine out for yourself, here are some helpful links:

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2nd Hand Sybian for sale2nd Hand Sybian For Sale - SOLD

2nd Hand SybianWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Sybian for sale for just £750 (including P&P).

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.

My Sybian has had very little use, it was bought for me by my husband and we have now seperated and my new partner doesn't like me using it so it has to go, much to my dismay.

It has a small rip near the base which I have included a photo of but it doesn't affect its use or performance in any way and could easily be covered with some tape.

I have its original box and am willing to send it to you via a courier and this is included in the price (mainland UK only).

I am looking for £750 for the sybian.

I am keeping attachments that I have used but have replaced the medium with a brand new one so it comes with a new nmedium attachment and a new large cover together with a box of lube sachets.

Any more info needed please email me and i'll reply straight away.

Many thanks Jo x


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Competition - Win a Sybian Sex Machine

Welcome to our third and biggest competition with another amazing prize that will arrive in time for Christmas.

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. Our competitions are a fun way to give something back to the community.

We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash so we gave away an F-Machine Pro, we then gave away a Gigolo fucking machine but this time we really are pulling out all of the stops.

If you have been very, very naughty this year and are worried about being off Santas "Nice" list don't worry. We have your back covered whether you're a nice girl or a Ho, ho, hoe. We are going to send someone a brand new Sybian Sex Machine in time for XXXMas.

We have decided to offer up the most amazing sex machine in our range. So we decided on the Sybian Sex Machine. Yes you heard me right we are offering another machine with a price tag of £1370 for free to one lucky winner. Probably the best sex related gift anyone can receive.

Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be as popular as our last one and so we decided to again give you multiple entries so as to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing feeling that we are really, really going to make someone's day. Please help us (and yourself) by promoting the hell out of this amazing competition.

Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.

The Rules

Anyway here are the rules:

  • This giveaway is running from the 22nd August 2015 until the 20th December 2015 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • This competition is open to over 31 different countries. Please see the terms and conditions to gain a full list of locations. If in doubt don’t hesitate to contact me.
  • We are fulfilling this competition and will notify the winner.
  • The prize includes free shipping by courier to a UK address. A winner abroad will be repsonsible for the delivery charges and the machine will not be dispatched until these are paid to us. Failure to agree to pay the shipping fees will mean that we will draw another winner.
  • We do not assume responsibility for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact us and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then we’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide us with your address and a contact phone number, so that we may ship the item to you.
  • We are not accepting giveaway/competition only accounts for this competition. We will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway/competition retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • Please make sure you are the correct age to participate in this giveaway re. local age restrictions.

Available in the following countries:

Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

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2nd Hand Sybian for sale2nd Hand Sybian For Sale - NOW SOLD

2nd Hand SybianWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Sybian for sale for just £650 (exluding P&P).

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.

Sybian has had very little use, it's mainly only been used as a prop in filming and photography.

Does have a small tear, which I have included a photo of.

Collection from Walsall, west midlands or posting can be arranged at an extra cost due to the weight.

Looking for £650 for the sybian.

Any more info needed please email me and i'll reply straight away.

Many thanks Tanya x


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2nd Hand Sybian for sale2nd Hand Sybian For Sale - NOW SOLD

2nd Hand SybianWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Sybian for sale for just £800 (exluding P&P).

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.

Hardly used, fully steralised in Milton steraliser.

£800. Hereford Area. Paypal accepted, prefer cash, cheque or bank transfer.

Collection only (or courier, as agreed, to be paid by purchaser).

Thanks very much.


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Spreading The Love

If you are UK based and review Sex Toys why not get in touch to discuss our interesting proposal.

In an effort to spread the love and increase awareness of Fucking Machines and Sex machines in general we are willing to provide a cheaper way for product reviewers to be able to check out our wares if they wish to do so.

We sometimes have spare capacity with our machines and rather than have them sat around doing nothing we'd like to give reviewers the option of getting hold of a machine to review at drastically reduced rates. Basically if you are willing to cover the courier fees and the cost of the attachment that we send with the machine you can have a weekend booking for free.

Yes you did read that right, subject to availability though, we can't afford to just send them out as the costs of the couriers and toys would soon bring us to our knees but we want to keep our machines working and so came up with this idea as a way of helping reviewers try the best machines available.

What's in it for us I hear you ask, well good question, we get exposure obviously in the form of product reviews and as we'd not be losing money on the arrangement it should suit both parties.

Get in touch if you would like to discuss it further. We can offer the F-Machine Pro, Sybian and the Venus.

To be eligible for this discount you need to provide us with a link to your established review site and promise to have a review written within a month of your session with a machine - simples.

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UK Diaper Girls Website Meets A Sybian

UK Diaper Girls Website Meets A SybianIt's good to know that Chloe really enjoyed riding a Sybian when we sent one to the creators on UK Diaper Girls.

UK Diaper Girls has been voted the best adlt diaper website out there and it updates almost daily with new content. They have already had some great feedback about the Sybian videos and we look forward to seeing the new ones when they post them.

It was great to be able to help this independant adult content producer out by supplying a Sybian for some of their shoots. Check them out and tell them we said "Hi".


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Sybian Fueled Stag Party Stickyness

I had sent a few messages to @FuckMachineIan about renting another Sybian for some fun and games and he suggested dropping it off as I am so close to him and I jumped at the chance to finally meet him and of course to save myself some cash.

Ian came round to my place to drop the machine off and I invited him in for a coffee to thank him for taking the trouble to help me out. He was absolutely charming and a veritable wealth of information about the Sybian and other fucking machines, talk got round to how I use the Sybian and Ian talked me through grinding on it. Now being very horny already at the thought of riding the Sybian again I asked him if he would help me learn to do that and I was delighted when he ageed to help out.

The machine was quickly set up and I was stepping out of my panties after hitching my skirt up around my waist. Ian watched me lower myself onto the G-Max insert that he had brought along, it felt amazing. It really stretched me open when I inserted it and the large ball on it sat in just the right spot for me to really get turned on.

Ian held the controls and started off by teasing me with the rotation function of the Sybian. I could feel the ball slowly moving inside me putting pressure on my G-spot and I started to groan rather loudly. He then started the vibrations but only very softly. I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the feeling of being pleasured by someone else.

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Twas The Night Before Xmas (Sybian Version)

Sybain Christmas

Click the image above. We hope everyone has a Very Merry Christmas - Enough Said.

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Two Years of Fucking Machine Fuckery

Well we are now two years old (party time). What started out as a good idea has grown bigger than we could ever have imagined. We started our service two years ago to offer low cost Fucking Machine experiences and it has proved to be a very popular service indeed.

A look back at the last year

We have had a lot of fun this year, adding the Sybian to our range of rental products as well as the Rocky Male Masturbator attachment for the F-machine Pro. Our site has been redesigned with an easy to use booking system and we are official retailers for both the Sybian and the F-machine Pro. We now have an Affiliate Program that anyone can use to share in our success and make some money.

What have we planned for the future?

We have increased our rental machine fleet and we may start carrying a range of different machines to give our regulars (big shout out to you all, you know who you are) some variety. We will also be doing the following:

  1. Venus For Men - formaly known as the Venus2000, this is the defacto male masturbator on the market. We will be an official retailer and will be adding it to our rental range of machines very soon.
  2. Rental Machines - we have increased the number of rental units that we have and will continue to do so to cater for increased demand.
  3. Modeling Opportunities - we are actively looking for models who want to include machine fun in their portfolios as well as adult service prividers.

We would like to thank everyone for their support over the last two years and we look forward to hearing from old and of course new customers in our third year of business. Rest assured that our high standards in terms of equipment, service, hygiene and of course discretion will be the focus of our efforts in the future as usual. Thanks again...

Happy Fucking Machine Fuckery

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
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Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.