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Competition - Win a Sybian Sex Machine

Welcome to our third and biggest competition with another amazing prize that will arrive in time for Christmas.

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. Our competitions are a fun way to give something back to the community.

We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash so we gave away an F-Machine Pro, we then gave away a Gigolo fucking machine but this time we really are pulling out all of the stops.

If you have been very, very naughty this year and are worried about being off Santas "Nice" list don't worry. We have your back covered whether you're a nice girl or a Ho, ho, hoe. We are going to send someone a brand new Sybian Sex Machine in time for XXXMas.

We have decided to offer up the most amazing sex machine in our range. So we decided on the Sybian Sex Machine. Yes you heard me right we are offering another machine with a price tag of £1370 for free to one lucky winner. Probably the best sex related gift anyone can receive.

Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be as popular as our last one and so we decided to again give you multiple entries so as to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing feeling that we are really, really going to make someone's day. Please help us (and yourself) by promoting the hell out of this amazing competition.

Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.

The Rules

Anyway here are the rules:

  • This giveaway is running from the 22nd August 2015 until the 20th December 2015 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • This competition is open to over 31 different countries. Please see the terms and conditions to gain a full list of locations. If in doubt don’t hesitate to contact me.
  • We are fulfilling this competition and will notify the winner.
  • The prize includes free shipping by courier to a UK address. A winner abroad will be repsonsible for the delivery charges and the machine will not be dispatched until these are paid to us. Failure to agree to pay the shipping fees will mean that we will draw another winner.
  • We do not assume responsibility for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact us and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then we’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide us with your address and a contact phone number, so that we may ship the item to you.
  • We are not accepting giveaway/competition only accounts for this competition. We will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway/competition retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • Please make sure you are the correct age to participate in this giveaway re. local age restrictions.

Available in the following countries:

Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

Sybian Christmas Giveaway
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First Impressions Of The Venus For Men

Our first Venus For Men machine arrived today for evaluation. First impressions are very good, it is a solid unit, not too heavy and pretty quiet in use. We are evaluating it with a view to adding it to our range of rental sex machines.

What is it?

The Venus For Men (formeraly known as the Venus2000) is a male masturbator with a difference, it works in a similar manner to a milking machine. It uses a vacuum pump to masturbate the penis in a sucking action at speeds of up to 300rpm. The receiver which is the tube that you slide the penis into can also be used as a vacuum enlarger. It even has the option of fitting two nipple suckers for male (or female) pleasure.

When will it go online for rental?

Once we have thoroughly looked at the machine and devised a shipping solution we will bring it online, drop us an e-mail if you are interested in being one of the first users. As with all of our rental machines hygiene is our top priority and so like all of the other machines you get to keep the receiver at the end of the booking. So the next time you rent you can get a large discount as there won't be any need for us to send you another one. It all makes sense really.

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Venus For Men Measurement Guide

Accurate measurements are required when you order a Venus For Men (formally known as the Venus2000). Please measure accurately and don't be tempted to exagerate as this can cause a badly fitted receiver that will ultimately negatively effect your enjoyment of this product.

The measurements required are length and then the circumference (distance around the outside of the penis and not the diameter) in order to calculate the size of receiver required and then to set up the machine up to displace the correct amount of air with each stroke.

Venus Measuring Guide


To take circumference measurements, (C1 thru C4). Use a string or something soft and flexible. Measure around the penis (like a belt goes around your waist) then lie string flat on a ruler and note the size.

Please furnish all measurements in inches or cm, accurate within 1/4 inch or 5mm.

There are three seperate types of measurement that can be taken depending on your situation, these situations are:

  1. You can get an erection easily.
  2. You can get erections, but not every time. (Might start flaccid, but end up erect after stimulation).
  3. Erections are not possible.

1 - You can get an erection easily

If you can get an erection easily. Give the measurements below. If not, proceed to # 2. Provide a full set of measurements for Erection.

  • C1 = Around the head of penis at the thickest point.
  • C2 = Where the head meets the shaft.
  • C3 = Half way down the shaft.
  • C4 = Shaft one inch from the body.
  • L = Base to tip along the top.

Skip 2 and 3 and proceed to the store.

2 - You can get erections, but not every time

If you can get erections, but not every time then give the 2 sets of measurements below. If not, proceed to #3.

First set of measurements:

  • C1 = Around the head of penis at the thickest point.
  • C2 = Where the head meets the shaft.
  • C3 = Half way down the shaft.
  • C4 = Shaft one inch from the body.
  • L = Base to tip along the top.

Second set of measurements - Provide C4 Measurement only when Flaccid.

Please note: If there is more than 3/4″ difference between C4 erect and C4 flaccid you might consider adding a second receiver.

Skip 3 and proceed to the store.

3 - Erections are not possible

If erections are not possible.

  • C4 = Provide the C4 Measurement flaccid.
  • L = Give us your best possible length measurement.

Proceed to the store.

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