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The Venus Male Masturbator

Venus For Men Male MasturbatorThe Venus For Men (formerly Venus2000) male masturbator is without a doubt the best male masturbator on the market and this is refelected in its price, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our rental lines. It will quite simply give you the best blowjob/handjob of your life.

The venus allows you to vary the stroke length by using its controls to add or remove air from the system and you can vary its speed from 8 strokes per minute to a mind bending 300 strokes per minute for hands free masturbation like you have never felt before.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the venus receivers position at either end of its strokeVenus has a gearmotor that drives a reciprocating diaphragm. Air moves to and from the outer chamber of the Receiver by a connecting hose. The amount of air in the system, or lack of it, is adjustable and determines the stroke length. Most guys can adjust it to move the full length of their shaft. To use it, you simply put some lubricant in the Receiver and place the head of your penis to the opening. When you turn Venus on it will suck you in. It does not care if you have an erection or are flaccid. It has the velvety feel of a well lubricated partner. Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to an amazing 300 strokes per minute. You decide what you want and Venus complies with your wishes.

Statistics: It can masturbate your cock from 8 to 300 strokes per minute.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.venusformen.com

This machine like its sister machine the Sybian really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Venus For Men From Us? Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my Birthday

You can rent a Venus form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use receivers at all.

We make up the receivers to exactly fit you and so each is personalised. You get to keep the reciever that we send you at the end of your bookingand you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of putting our chap into something that someone else has used so always play it safe and use your own. Some rental companies say that they clean out receivers, replacing the lining befroe re-using them but would you feel safe using something like that or believe them. We never re-use receivers as they never come back to us so you can be safe in the knowledge that no-one has ever used yours befroe you. It just makes sense.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Venus's arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Venus and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with strokes of upto 300RPM, couple that with the sucking and stroking action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a receiver to keep, we never re-use receivers.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Venus from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Venus 3 Day
  • £85
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Venus 1 Week
  • £145
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Venus 9 Day
  • £165
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Venus For Men
  • Instructions
  • 2 x Remotes, one for speed and one for suction
  • 3m Power lead
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Spunk Lube Samples
  • The transit cases dimensions are: 40cm X 30cm X 34cm

Packaging

The Venus will arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

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Student Sherry's Introduction To Fucking Machines

Sunday evening saw me drop off some Fucking Machines at Miss Miranda's (@missmiranda01) dungeons ready for Monday’s session with one of her subbies. I had an amazing evening with Miss Miranda and she let me into her plans for Sherry the next morning. I was in awe of Miss Miranda, she is very confident (obvious I guess), articulate and she is a lot of fun to be around and she gave me a copy of her book - Fifty Shades Of Domination for which I will be eternally grateful. Well Monday morning came round very quickly and upon arriving at her dungeons we were met by @StudentSherry and @arnoldrimmer10 two of Miss Mirandas subbies.

Student Sherry on the SybianTo say that Miss Miranda’s facilities are amazing doesn't even start to do them justice, I was totally blown away by her equipment and the thought that had gone into each room. Whilst Miss Miranda got ready I set up the Fucking Machines for Sherry's first contact with a Sex Machine and it was going to be with a Sybian. Sherry was clad head to foot in multiple layers of latex and rubber and Miss Miranda strapped her into a restraining harness before hoisting her into the air. After some teasing lowering her closer and closer to the Sybian she made first contact and Sherry's eyes rolled back in her sockets and she let out a very sexy noise as the vibrations penetrated the multiple layers of latex. I had fitted the flat top attachment to the Sybian just so that she could squirm on top of it without being able to move off it. Miss Miranda then gave her orgasm after orgasm before hoisting her panting subby into the air off the machine so that she could catch her breath.

Student Sherry on the SybianShe then told Sherry to take off her latex trousers and to unzip her crotch zip to expose her by now dripping pussy. I had done a quick attachment swap on the Sybian fitting a medium attachment and large penis cover. When Miss Miranda lowered Sherry onto the Sybian again the penis cover had no problem sliding straight into her pussy as she was so wet. This was followed by wave after wave of orgasms ending with Sherry having to be fitted with a gag to keep her quiet. I have never seen anyone cum so fast, so often and so hard as Sherry on the Sybian.

Student Sherry on three fucking machinesMiss Miranda left Sherry strapped onto the Sybian for ages before finally switching it off and releasing Sherry for a short break whilst we set up her next kinky idea.

The action moved to the medical room and I placed three fucking machines - a trusty F-machine Pro, Sybian and J-etaime on the examination bench so that we could see Sherry handle three machines at the same time. Sherry climbed on board and proceeded to be pleasure by the F-machine fucking her, the Sybian sending mind-blowing vibrations through her clit and the third dildo sliding in and out of her mouth. She came over and over again, getting louder each time until she was begging Miss Miranda to take pity on her and to stop. The obvious reply was "No" and Miss Miranda extracted some more orgasms from Sherry before letting her finish.

I kid you not when I say that Sherry's pussy juice was running down her legs to her knees by the end of the session and she needed to wipe them clean.

All in all an amazing day, it's always nice to see someone enjoying some Fucking Machine Fun and it was amazing to see a professional like Miss Miranda putting Sherry through her paces. I think this picture taken at the end of the session says it all.

Satisfied Student Sherry on the Sybian

For more information about Miss Miranda and her incredible work including the videos taken of Sherry on the Fucking Machines, check out her website - http://www.thebondagemistress.com, don't forget to tell her FuckMachineIan sent you.

Miss Miranda publishes a book next month and it is sure to be a surefire hit, so look out for it - Fifty Shades of Domination.

Fifty Shades Of Domination

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Miss Miranda - The Bondage Mistress

This weekend I am going down to Lodon to visit Miss Miranda (@missmiranda01). She is one of the top UK Mistresses and has been practicing her art for 18 years and I must say that her work is incredible, very impressive indeed.

Student Sherry being teased by Miss MirandaAs a treat for one of her subbies - @StudentSherry, I am taking some of our Fucking Machines down there so that Miss Miranda can torment the lovelly Sherry to orgasmic heaven. I won't go into too many details as to what Miss Miranda has planned for Sherry but needless to say the Sybian will feature heavilly in them. I am incredibly lucky to be both present at the time and allowed to take photos and video footage fo the fun and games and believe me I can't wait. I am also looking forward to meeting @arnoldrimmer10 another one of Miss Mirandas subbies.

It seems fitting that the first person to ride one of our Sybians would be someone at the hands of this incredibly talented Pro-Domme. Monday is going to be a day that Shery remembers for a long time to come.

For more information about Miss Miranda and her incredible work, check out her website - http://www.thebondagemistress.com, don't forget to tell her FuckMachineIan sent you.

Miss Miranda publishes a book next month and it is sure to be a surefire hit, so look out for it - Fifty Shades of Domination.

Fifty Shades Of Domination

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The Sybian Pleasure System

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at up to 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at up to 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

This machine really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Sybian From Us?

Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my BirthdayYou can rent a Sybian form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use attachments. In fact you get to keep the medium attachment that we send you at the end of your booking and you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of using someone else's attachment so always play it safe and use your own.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Sybians arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Sybain and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with vibrations up to 6,000RPM, couple that with the rotating G-spot action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a medium attachment to keep, we never re-use attachments.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Sybian from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Sybian 3 Day
  • £105
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 1 Week
  • £175
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 10 Day
  • £195
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

Check out these independant reviews of our service

Emmeline Peaches Reviews - Sybian Review - 16th March 2014

Joannes Sex Machine Reviews - Sybian Review - 11th February 2015

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Sybian
  • The instructions can be downloaded from HERE
  • 3m Power lead
  • Stool to lean on
  • Medium Attachment - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Delivered in a transit case - dimensions are: 60cm X 40cm X 41cm

Packaging

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case

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What’s the best way to clean sex toys?

Proper cleaning of sex toys is essential to avoid bacterial infection or transmission of STIs. While some STIs die once the fluid they live in dries, others (such as hepatitis and scabies) can live for weeks or months outside of the body. If you want to prevent pregnancy, it is also important to be remove sperm that may be on the sex toy before using near or in the vagina.

It’s important to keep the instructions for cleaning the sex toy and to follow them carefully. If you feel that cleaning the toy properly would be too time consuming or unrealistic for you, think about buying a different toy. The information provided below gives a general overview for cleaning different types of toys and isn’t meant to replace the manufacturer’s instructions.

For basic toy care, remove any batteries. Never submerge electrical components in water. Use a damp, soapy washcloth to clean your electric toys, preferably with anti-bacterial soap. Keep toys stored in a container or pouch (to keep them clean) and in a cool, dry place.

Cleaning non-porous materials: glass, stainless steel, hard plastic, and silicone

  • Glass: Wash glass toys with soap and water. Pyrex toys are dishwasher safe. Do not expose glass to extreme temperatures.
  • Stainless Steel: If attached to an electrical device, use warm soapy water, being careful not to submerge any electrical components. If there are no electrical components you have 3 options: Boil or soak in a bleach-water solution (50:50 ratio) for 10 minutes, or place it in the dishwasher.
  • Hard Plastic: Clean with anti-bacterial soap and water. Do not boil.
  • Silicone: You can choose from 3 options to clean a silicone toy. Either boil for 5-10 minutes, put it in your dishwasher (on top rack), or wash with anti-bacterial soap and warm water. Do not boil silicone vibrators because you will destroy the vibrator mechanism.

Cleaning porous materials: rubber, vinyl, cyberskin, nylon, and leather

  • Rubber materials: Rubber materials are porous and difficult to clean. In addition, their composition is not always known or may contain phthalates, chemicals which have been shown to be harmful to your health. For these reasons, it is recommended to use condoms with these types of toys.
  • Cyberskin and Vinyl: Cyberskin is soft and porous, often used for dildos. Wash cyberskin and vinyl toys delicately with warm water only. Air dry and powder a small amount with cornstarch to keep them from getting sticky.
  • Nylon: Nylon harnesses and toys can be machine or hand washed with a mild anti-bacterial soap.
  • Leather: Wipe leather products with a damp, soapy cloth or with leather cleaner. Do not soak leather. After cleaning, you may recondition your toy using a leather conditioner. Protect metal parts from tarnish by applying a coating of clear nail polish.

How we clean our sex machines

Our machines are cleaned thoroughly when they are returned to us using a bleach solution followed by treatment with Chemgene HLD4H which is a Medical High Level Disinfectant intended for cleansing and disinfecting of hard surfaces. It is a Bactericidal, Virucidal, Fungicidal and Sporicidal disinfectant. This ensures that our machines stay fresh and clean ready for you.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.