If you are UK based and review Sex Toys why not get in touch to discuss our interesting proposal.
In an effort to spread the love and increase awareness of Fucking Machines and Sex machines in general we are willing to provide a cheaper way for product reviewers to be able to check out our wares if they wish to do so.
We sometimes have spare capacity with our machines and rather than have them sat around doing nothing we'd like to give reviewers the option of getting hold of a machine to review at drastically reduced rates. Basically if you are willing to cover the courier fees and the cost of the attachment that we send with the machine you can have a weekend booking for free.
Yes you did read that right, subject to availability though, we can't afford to just send them out as the costs of the couriers and toys would soon bring us to our knees but we want to keep our machines working and so came up with this idea as a way of helping reviewers try the best machines available.
What's in it for us I hear you ask, well good question, we get exposure obviously in the form of product reviews and as we'd not be losing money on the arrangement it should suit both parties.
Get in touch if you would like to discuss it further. We can offer the F-Machine Pro, Sybian and the Venus.
To be eligible for this discount you need to provide us with a link to your established review site and promise to have a review written within a month of your session with a machine - simples.
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As well as loving the machine it was nice to know that our friendly approach to our customers was appreciated and that the rental process was spot on.
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It was really nice to fire up the e-mail client on New Years Day to find this great review of the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 fucking machine and our service. We had to share it of course and here it is, in its unedited form. Thank you for taking the time to write it for us "N", it's very much appreciated.
After a lifetime of experimenting with home made machines involving windscreen wiper motors or reciprocating saws, I reached the decision to buy a ready made machine that would work right out of the box. This wasn’t a hard decision to arrive at given how terrifying or comical some of my home brewed machines seemed to the submissive females who have been on the receiving end of for a number of years.
I ordered an Fmachine Pro GenII after studying various online reviews of such machines and finding this best suited to my needs. First it needed to be able to be fixed firmly to the main items of my dungeon furniture, secondly have the reciprocation range, penetration depth adjustment & soft start facility that this machine boasts. The Vac u loc fitting and extendable thrust rod were the final things that sold this machine to me. I wanted to be able to use the range of vac u loc attachments I have and be able to adjust the depth of penetration of a bound sub in seconds to maintain continuity of a scene. The design of this machine along with its finish is well thought out and cleverly executed.
The machine looks great and operates flawlessly and quietly. There is also a tool kit in with the machine to allow any maintenance or adjustment necessary.
In use, the machine plods away effortlessly & powerfully throughout its speed range, freeing me up to administer other treatments. I have to say that the recipients love it in all the myriad ways that they have experienced it (particularly when in conjunction with a well known mains powered vibrator). It is versatile and frankly a brilliant addition to my range of instruments in the treatment room.
At some point in the future, The machine will be secured to a bracket of my own design & manufacture to allow a greater range of movement and adjustment along with having more stability, as I will be doing away with the support legs the machine comes with… there is nothing wrong with these, except in my own choice of application.
Finally, the choice of where to get my machine from was a no brainer. Ian and Kathy’s site screams personal service and you can tell that these guys understand & love what they sell. The other reviews on the site were great as was the price as was the delivery speed and the communication. Well done guys, many thanks for a sterling service! I will be back at some point in the future for a Sybian! Kind regards. N. North Lincolnshire.
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We have had a new review of our service and the F-machine Pro posted on UKsexforum.co.uk
With the machine ready, all we had to do was wait for our testers to arrive, and after a quick game of naked twister and a few drinks, we swiftly moved on to putting the F-Machine Pro through its paces.Topper Moderator - uksexforum.co.uk
We are delighted that Emmeline Peaches has reviewed both the Sybian and our service in general.
As we expected she loved the Sybian and gave us a great review, highlighting all the good points (and bad) of the Sybian and its use.
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