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The Venus Male Masturbator

Venus For Men Male MasturbatorThe Venus For Men (formerly Venus2000) male masturbator is without a doubt the best male masturbator on the market and this is refelected in its price, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our rental lines. It will quite simply give you the best blowjob/handjob of your life.

The venus allows you to vary the stroke length by using its controls to add or remove air from the system and you can vary its speed from 8 strokes per minute to a mind bending 300 strokes per minute for hands free masturbation like you have never felt before.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the venus receivers position at either end of its strokeVenus has a gearmotor that drives a reciprocating diaphragm. Air moves to and from the outer chamber of the Receiver by a connecting hose. The amount of air in the system, or lack of it, is adjustable and determines the stroke length. Most guys can adjust it to move the full length of their shaft. To use it, you simply put some lubricant in the Receiver and place the head of your penis to the opening. When you turn Venus on it will suck you in. It does not care if you have an erection or are flaccid. It has the velvety feel of a well lubricated partner. Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to an amazing 300 strokes per minute. You decide what you want and Venus complies with your wishes.

Statistics: It can masturbate your cock from 8 to 300 strokes per minute.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.venusformen.com

This machine like its sister machine the Sybian really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Venus For Men From Us? Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my Birthday

You can rent a Venus form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use receivers at all.

We make up the receivers to exactly fit you and so each is personalised. You get to keep the reciever that we send you at the end of your bookingand you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of putting our chap into something that someone else has used so always play it safe and use your own. Some rental companies say that they clean out receivers, replacing the lining befroe re-using them but would you feel safe using something like that or believe them. We never re-use receivers as they never come back to us so you can be safe in the knowledge that no-one has ever used yours befroe you. It just makes sense.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Venus's arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Venus and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with strokes of upto 300RPM, couple that with the sucking and stroking action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a receiver to keep, we never re-use receivers.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Venus from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Venus 3 Day
  • £85
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Venus 1 Week
  • £145
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Venus 9 Day
  • £165
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Venus For Men
  • Instructions
  • 2 x Remotes, one for speed and one for suction
  • 3m Power lead
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Spunk Lube Samples
  • The transit cases dimensions are: 40cm X 30cm X 34cm

Packaging

The Venus will arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

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UK Diaper Girls Website Meets A Sybian

UK Diaper Girls Website Meets A SybianIt's good to know that Chloe really enjoyed riding a Sybian when we sent one to the creators on UK Diaper Girls.

UK Diaper Girls has been voted the best adlt diaper website out there and it updates almost daily with new content. They have already had some great feedback about the Sybian videos and we look forward to seeing the new ones when they post them.

It was great to be able to help this independant adult content producer out by supplying a Sybian for some of their shoots. Check them out and tell them we said "Hi".

UK DIAPER GIRLS

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Independent Review By Blissfully Orgasmic

Independant Review By Blissfully OrgasmicWe are chuffed to bits with the latest independent review that we have had for the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 and our rental service.

As well as loving the machine it was nice to know that our friendly approach to our customers was appreciated and that the rental process was spot on.

Blissfully Orgasmic is a new reviewer who writes informative, frank and often funny reviews of adult products. Her website is definitely worth a visit and don't forget to add her to your favourites list.

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First Impressions Of The Venus For Men

Our first Venus For Men machine arrived today for evaluation. First impressions are very good, it is a solid unit, not too heavy and pretty quiet in use. We are evaluating it with a view to adding it to our range of rental sex machines.

What is it?

The Venus For Men (formeraly known as the Venus2000) is a male masturbator with a difference, it works in a similar manner to a milking machine. It uses a vacuum pump to masturbate the penis in a sucking action at speeds of up to 300rpm. The receiver which is the tube that you slide the penis into can also be used as a vacuum enlarger. It even has the option of fitting two nipple suckers for male (or female) pleasure.

When will it go online for rental?

Once we have thoroughly looked at the machine and devised a shipping solution we will bring it online, drop us an e-mail if you are interested in being one of the first users. As with all of our rental machines hygiene is our top priority and so like all of the other machines you get to keep the receiver at the end of the booking. So the next time you rent you can get a large discount as there won't be any need for us to send you another one. It all makes sense really.

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Two Years of Fucking Machine Fuckery

Well we are now two years old (party time). What started out as a good idea has grown bigger than we could ever have imagined. We started our service two years ago to offer low cost Fucking Machine experiences and it has proved to be a very popular service indeed.

A look back at the last year

We have had a lot of fun this year, adding the Sybian to our range of rental products as well as the Rocky Male Masturbator attachment for the F-machine Pro. Our site has been redesigned with an easy to use booking system and we are official retailers for both the Sybian and the F-machine Pro. We now have an Affiliate Program that anyone can use to share in our success and make some money.

What have we planned for the future?

We have increased our rental machine fleet and we may start carrying a range of different machines to give our regulars (big shout out to you all, you know who you are) some variety. We will also be doing the following:

  1. Venus For Men - formaly known as the Venus2000, this is the defacto male masturbator on the market. We will be an official retailer and will be adding it to our rental range of machines very soon.
  2. Rental Machines - we have increased the number of rental units that we have and will continue to do so to cater for increased demand.
  3. Modeling Opportunities - we are actively looking for models who want to include machine fun in their portfolios as well as adult service prividers.

We would like to thank everyone for their support over the last two years and we look forward to hearing from old and of course new customers in our third year of business. Rest assured that our high standards in terms of equipment, service, hygiene and of course discretion will be the focus of our efforts in the future as usual. Thanks again...

Happy Fucking Machine Fuckery

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The F-Machine Pro & Rocky Male Masturbator is ideal for men and couples wanting to add a little bit of extra spice into their sex lives.

The F-Machine can be used by both men and women and when you add the Rocky into the equation you have a unique method of male masturbation that can be enjoyed with or without anal penetration. The Rocky carries a Fleshlight or Fleshjack and allows a man to enjoy the stimulation of having his cock stroked hands free at upto 240 strokes a minute.

It is great for stamina training as well as edging play and use a bit of rope and its a great way to have some very kinky BDSM fun and games.

Men

Great for males, females and couplesEnjoy the power of the F-Machine and the pleasant sensations of a Fleshlight or Fleshjack. Anal play? It's your choice, use the machine with or without the included 8" Classic Vac-u-lock Dildo.

Couples

Take it in turns on the fucking machine, teasing each other and enjoying both the power and stamina of the F-machine. When it's his turn decide whether or not to use the dildo on him or just use the Fleshlight or Fleshjack to bring him off.

What's Included?

The F-Machine Pro and Rocky arrive in a sturdy metal transit case secured with combination padlocks . This ensures that you can secure the machine away from prying eyes and the case carries no indication whatsoever as to its contents. We include a genuine Doc Johnson 8" Classic Vac-u-lock Dildo that is yours to keep at the end of the booking

We also include a Fleshjack with the booking for you to enjoy and again this is yours to keep as we never re-use dildos and attachments. If you already own a Fleshjack or Fleshlight then get in touch with us and we will give you a discount code to use if you don't want us to send you another one (that way you can save some money and use your favourite toy with it).

Why Rent A Fucking Machine From Us?

Woman - Honey, come over here, have I got a surprise for youYou can rent an F-Machine Pro form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use attachments. In fact you get to keep the attachment at the end of your booking and you will get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of using someone else's attachment so always play it safe and use your own.

Discreet Service

Our machines arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

The F-Machine Pro is the best fucking machine in its class and offers exceptional performance. It's easy to adjust the length of thrust and the speed can be adjusted from 0 to 240 RPM. Remember the dildo and fleshjack are yours to keep, we never re-use attachments.

Cleanliness

Our rental machines are cleaned thoroughly after each engagement and each client receives a new attachment therefore ensuring cleanliness. You are of course welcome to use your own attachments if you like as long as they are proper Doc Johnson Vac U Lock Dildos. You get to keep the dildo and fleshjack that we send and you also have the opportunity to get bigger and better ones as well when you place your booking. So what are you waiting for....

View The Funny Viral Advert For The F-Machine

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Independent Review By Emmeline Peaches

Independant Review By Emmeline PeachesWe are delighted that Emmeline Peaches has reviewed both the Sybian and our service in general.

As we expected she loved the Sybian and gave us a great review, highlighting all the good points (and bad) of the Sybian and its use.

Emmeline Peaches is a rising star in the world of adult product reviews and her writing style is great. It's relaxed, highly informative and at times extremely witty and we would strongly recommend bookmarking her site if you want honest and frank opinions on a huge array of adult products. Keep an eye on her as her site is going to really take off.

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New Booking System

New booking system addedWe have installed a new booking system on the site and it is very easy for customers to use. It also has numerous added benefits such as allowing you to choose from every attachment and dildo we offer together with allowing for Saturday deliveries.

You can log into our site after placing a booking to view previous orders and if you are a regular then get in touch with us for a great discount code or the ability to swap the included standard dildo for a different one on your next booking.

You can see instantly the availability of machines on the booking form so that you can choose your sessions and plan in advance. Bookings tend to fill up rapidly so if you have a date in mind it is best to place a booking early to reserve it for yourself.

As ever we accept PayPal as our payment provider as it is a name that you can trust and its added protection to your financial date means that we never see your account or card details (just the way it should be). So what are you waiting for get your Fucking Machine session booked.

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The Sybian Pleasure System

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at up to 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at up to 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

This machine really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Sybian From Us?

Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my BirthdayYou can rent a Sybian form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use attachments. In fact you get to keep the medium attachment that we send you at the end of your booking and you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of using someone else's attachment so always play it safe and use your own.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Sybians arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Sybain and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with vibrations up to 6,000RPM, couple that with the rotating G-spot action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a medium attachment to keep, we never re-use attachments.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Sybian from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Sybian 3 Day
  • £105
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 1 Week
  • £175
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 10 Day
  • £195
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

Check out these independant reviews of our service

Emmeline Peaches Reviews - Sybian Review - 16th March 2014

Joannes Sex Machine Reviews - Sybian Review - 11th February 2015

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Sybian
  • The instructions can be downloaded from HERE
  • 3m Power lead
  • Stool to lean on
  • Medium Attachment - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Delivered in a transit case - dimensions are: 60cm X 40cm X 41cm

Packaging

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case

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Our Rental Machines

We are proud to be the only company supplying both the F-Machine Pro and the much talked about Sybian pleasure system. Why do we carry these two machines? Simply put - they are the best ones out there.

A lot of Fucking Machines promise you the world but come up short in operation whilst these two legendary machines really do hit the spot. They will give orgasm after shattering orgasm and they can both be used by men as well as women allowing a great variety of exciting possibilities.

Sybian Pleasure System

This machine needs no introduction, it has been around since 1987 and has had numerous appearances in porn videos and the infamous Howard Stern TV & Radio shows in the USA. It is without a doubt the most powerful vibrator on the market and features an ingenious G-spot stimulation system.

We carry a full range of attachments for the Sybian and always dispatch a new attachment with every booking, we do not recycle attachments for obvious reasons. You can rest assured that our machines are hygienic and safe to use. You can specify which attachment you would like with a booking and as you keep the attachment at the end of a booking over a period of time you can collect the whole collection giving you lots of different sensations on the machine. You can also buy additional attachments when you book.

The daily rate starts at just £40 for the night up to £175 for a weeks booking.

F-Machine Pro

Designed in the UK and manufactured using high quality robust components, the F-Machine™ PRO delivers incredible power, angle adjustability & performance. It is truly one of the best Fucking Machines on the market. It take Vac-U-Lock inserts and comes with a 8" Classic dildo as standard and this is yours to keep at the end of the booking. You can also buy additional attachments when you book.

The daily rate starts at just £20 for the night up to £120 for a weeks booking.

How prices are worked out

When you go through our booking system it will check availability and look at how many days you require a sex machine for giving you an automatic quote.

This price will consist of the daily rate of hire plus the P&P charges and the cost of a basic attachment for the machine (this is yours to keep). You will have the option of adding other attachments and lube to your order as well.

Special price breaks come in at the three day point and seven day points giving remarkable value for money with these amazing machines. In this way repeat customers can hire the machine for less and less.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.