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What should we call our Fucking Machines?

We're thinking about adding names to our Fucking Machines and this begs the thought - what names would be suitable for machines that fuck at 240 strokes a minute. Well we have come up with some and we are hoping that you could take the time to let us know which ones you think are the best.

We need six names in all and these will be burnt onto the side of our machines using a laser engraver.

You can vote in the poll below, you have six votes to cast and you can select upto six names, however you could spend upto three votes on any particular name if you want to give it a nudge up the ranking list.

At the end of the voting we will select the six most popular names and assign them to our machines. If you have a name that you think would be great but it isn't in our list then use our contacts page to send it to us for inclusion in the poll.

So what are you waiting for, get voting.....

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Fucking Machine Polls

We thought that it would be interesting to create a few Fucking Machine related Polls and let everyone share their opinion on all thing Fucking Machine related. Vote on each poll to see the results so far.

Would You Use A Fucking Machine?

Simple question really and seeing as you are here reading this you must at least be curious about them so what will be your answer to this poll?

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Who Are You?

How would you class yourself under the headings shown below? It will be interesting to see the breakdown of our visitors.

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What should we call our Fucking Machines?

We're thinking about adding names to our Fucking Machines, you have five votes to distribute and you can add other names if you think they are suitable. What do you think?

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