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We thought we had found the perfect Fucking Machine with the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 which is what all of our rental machines are. But, there is a new kid on the block, and he is making quite a scene.

Let me introduce you to the F-Machine Pro Gen 3 which takes a classic machine and tweaks it for, and we only stock it as it is the only one we are happy with on the market place in its price bracket.

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It really is a fantastic machine that is now even better. It now features:

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So, why does renting make sense?

OK, here comes the hard sell bit. No just kidding we don't need to hard sell anything, the facts speak for themselves.

Sex machines are just so expensive and that is a combination of them being a niche market and the suppliers who dominate the game controlling that market. Both of these things mean that independent retailers like ourselves don't actually make very much at all on a machine that costs hundreds of pounds.

A question we often get asked is - how good are sex and fucking machines?

A very good question and one that is obviously on everyone's mind when they are considering parting with a considerable amount of their earnings for obvious reasons. Now we would obviously reply with they are amazing but you could say we are biased.

Renting a sex machine is a great way of seeing for yourself just how good they are with minimal outlay. If you don't find the experience amazing then at least you are not stuck with a huge investment that you aren't going to use. Selling a sex machine second hand will always mean you will lose a lot of money on the deal.

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So firstly renting is a great way to dip your toes in the sex machine scene to see if it is for you.

Storage, an often overlooked aspect of owning a fucking or sex machine is where are you going to store it? Do you have nosey kids or housemates who would delight in uncovering a sex machine?

Renting a machine takes care of that problem as once you are done it is collected again from you so there is no long term storage issues.

Choice, I don't know many people with the spare money to invest in a Sybian and a fucking machine but by renting you can experience both. The Venus is also something that all penis owners should try as it is amazing too.

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It gets cheaper. Yes, that does sound like a strange statement but if you rent from us a second time you can get a discount code to stop us sending out a second attachment. That way you can save money on future bookings.

Peace of mind. We send out brand new attachments with each booking so that you can rest assured that they haven't been in anyone else. You get to keep the attachment at the end of the booking which is why future bookings can save you some money.

If you go on to buy a sex machine from us that you have previously rented you will obviously receive a brand new machine. As well as that we will give you half of what you paid for the rental (less the courier costs) as a discount on a new machine.

So renting is a great way to try before you buy.

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I am sure you will agree that is all pretty common sense and we have built our rental business over time relying on repeat custom as it is such a unique and valued service.

Get in touch if you fancy trying a sex machine out for yourself, here are some helpful links:

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2nd Hand F-machine Pro Gen2 for sale2nd Hand F-machine Pro Gen2 For Sale - SOLD

2nd Hand F-Machine ProWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand F-Machine Pro Gen 2 fucking machine for sale for just £250 ovno + £15 P&P.

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


For sale due to change of circumstance..F-Machine Pro Gen ll , in superb working condition very light use., comes complete with suitcase.No attachments. £250 ovno + £15.00 p&p, collection in person possible or you can arrange for your own courier to collect.I will of course pack the item with the suitcase in a large box.

So grab this amazing machine before someone else does...

Looking for £250 ovno + £15 P&P.

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2nd Hand Blue Balls for sale2nd Hand Blue Balls XL For Sale - SOLD

2nd Hand Blue Balls Fucking MachineWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Blue Balls XL Machine for sale for just NOW SOLD.

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


BLUE BALLS XL FUCKING MACHINE

I am selling a Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine. The machine has been used only once but all in good working order & like new, I am only forced to sell it as my circumstances have now changed.

Designed, produced & licenced by Diva® the leading sex toy & fucking machine manufacturers since 1973. Whether you use the Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine as a penetration machine or as a male masturbation machine you will not be disappointed.

You choose the speed upto an incredible 300 hi-torque thrusts per minute using a unique speed controller system - it doubles as a high powered vibrator (no batteries required).

No other sex machine available for purchase has developed angle adjustabilty the way Blue Balls XL has, the unique tilt frame system allows the user vertical, horizontal or downwards mobility which adjusts upto 140 degrees...so whether you're flat on the floor, doggy position, misionary or even standing up the Blue Balls XL will accomodate.

Industrial spec motor, giving you power, performance and a lifetime of sheer unadulterated pleasure.

Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine has a high torque factor making it very powerful. You can select which stroke length best suits your needs and adjust the stroke upto 6 inches, thus allowing the user very, very deep penetrative sex or a deep throat experience using the Male Masturbator.

Assembles and dis-assembles within a couple of minutes making it very easy to discreetly store under your bed or in your closet. Uses the popular Vac-U-Lock® system - allows you to attach any Vac-U-Lock® dildo of your choice within seconds.

It comes with a lot of attachments, included in this sale are:

  • 1x Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine
  • 1x Colour instructions
  • 1x Hand held corded remote speed controller / vibrator [purple]
  • 1x Power supply unit
  • 1x 8" Shaft rod
  • 1x Diva® 7" realistic cock [beige]
  • 1x Diva® male masturbator [beige]
  • 1x Diva® Anal stimulator [purple]
  • 1x Vibrating Cock Ring
  • 1x Glossy retail presentation / protective box

This machine was assembled but only used once. Very good (new) condition.

Price: SOLD

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Get in touch with us through our contact form on the site if you are interested in this machine and we will pass your details on to the seller so that she can get in touch with you.

2nd Hand Lovebots Maestro Sex Machine for saleLike New (used once) Fully boxed: Lovebotz/Lovebots Maestro Sex Machine For Sale - SOLD

2nd Hand Lovebots Maestro Sex MachineWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Lovebots Maestro Sex Machine for sale for just £250 inc P&P.

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


Like New (used once) Fully boxed: Lovebotz/Lovebots Maestro Sex Machine For Sale

We purchased this sex machine as we were interested in giving something like this a try. The machine is very well built and gave a substantial thrust to my Wife. We have used this only once but we don’t really want to keep it. It is not our cup of tea really!

The fact that we did not like the experience too much, most definitely does not reflect on the quality of the product.

We purchased this for £399 so we would be willing to sell it for £250 including delivery. We would like to offer delivery only and it will be shipped in the discrete box it came in. All the original packaging is included.

The original product only came with an American power lead, so we have added a UK one into the box for free.

Here are some details about the product:

The Maestro, designed with precision craftsmanship and extreme attention to detail. This premium fucking machine comes equipped with an adjustable speed of 90 to 300 RPM so you get to choose the thrusting speed.

Versatile and easy to assemble, the frame can be adjusted by height, angle, stroke speed, and depth. This thrusting powerhouse also comes with three sexy accessories:

  • A silicone tapered attachment for anal exploration
  • A 7 inch realistic dildo for deep penetration
  • A vibrating silicone dildo remote allows you to adjust the speed of penetration and can also be used to stimulate with powerful vibration.

The Maestro sex machine is compatible with most other screw-in attachments.

Measurements: 20.75 inches in length, 11.5 inches in width, 17 inches in height. Adjusts from 2 inches to 16.5 inches in height

Price: £250

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Get in touch with us through our contact form on the site if you are interested in this machine and we will pass your details on to the seller so that they can get in touch with you.

2nd Hand Sneaky Pete Pro for sale2nd Hand Sneaky Pete Pro For Sale - SOLD

2nd Hand F-Machine ProThis Sneaky Pete Pro machine has seen virtually no use at all, it’s been used just the once. My partner and I bought it around 5 months ago but we just don’t get the chance to really use it with having 3 children running around the house.

It’s a really great bit of kit and is used by the professionals, it’s very strong, sturdy and very quiet compared to most other machines. We paid over £400 for it and we are only asking for £275 including UK delivery. Unfortunately we have thrown the original box but will pack into another.

Technical Specifications:

  • Stroke length; 2"-6" Infinite settings
  • Infinite speed, 0-230 strokes a minute
  • Torque: 40 Inch lbs.
  • Horsepower: 1/8th
  • Power unit measures 20" x 4"
  • Legs 14" wide x 18" tall
  • Extremely Quiet continuous duty DC gear motor
  • Machine weighs 17 lbs.

Standard Features:

  • Gloss black Powder Coat finish
  • MIG welded steel frame
  • 9" Vac-u-lock Adapter
  • 6 foot hand held speed adjuster
  • Power unit measures 20" x 4"
  • 6 foot power cord.

So all-in-all all one could possibly wish for for self-indulgent fun...

Original cost £400. Looking for £275 including P&P.

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Get in touch with us through our contact form on the site if you are interested in this machine and we will pass your details on to the seller so that he can get in touch with you.

2nd Hand Sybian for sale2nd Hand Sybian For Sale - SOLD

2nd Hand SybianWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Sybian for sale for just £750 (including P&P).

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


My Sybian has had very little use, it was bought for me by my husband and we have now seperated and my new partner doesn't like me using it so it has to go, much to my dismay.

It has a small rip near the base which I have included a photo of but it doesn't affect its use or performance in any way and could easily be covered with some tape.

I have its original box and am willing to send it to you via a courier and this is included in the price (mainland UK only).

I am looking for £750 for the sybian.

I am keeping attachments that I have used but have replaced the medium with a brand new one so it comes with a new nmedium attachment and a new large cover together with a box of lube sachets.

Any more info needed please email me and i'll reply straight away.

Many thanks Jo x

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2nd Hand BMyPleasurer Love machine for saleMyPleasurer Love Machine For Sale - NOW SOLD

2nd Hand MyPleasurer Love machine Fucking MachineWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand MyPleasurer Love Machine for sale for just £160.

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


MyPleasurer Love machine

For sale - MyPleasurer Love machine. 1 year old. Cost £262 new, looking for £160 including UK courier delivery. All instructions included, all attachments included, only used with condoms and have been thoroughly cleaned. Uses vac-u-lock system and obviously you may prefer to buy your own new add ons :-)

It has adjustable front and rear legs and can be used both horizontally and vertically, with a speed of up to 300 thrusts a minute.

  • 1x My Pleasurer™ Love Machine
  • 1x Assembly instruction sheet
  • 1x Hand held corded remote controller / hi-powered vibe
  • 1x Power supply unit
  • 1x 8" rod shaft [hi-grade billet alluminium]
  • 1x Sex Flesh™ 7" Pleasurer realistic cock TPR [beige]
  • 1x Sex Flesh™ 6" Anal tool TPR [lilac]
  • 1x FREE BONUS Vac-U-Lock® plug adaptor

Price: £160

Postage will be via courier.

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Get in touch with us through our contact form on the site if you are interested in this machine and we will pass your details on to the seller so that she can get in touch with you.

2nd Hand Blue Balls for sale2nd Hand Blue Balls XL For Sale - NOW SOLD

2nd Hand Blue Balls Fucking MachineWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Blue Balls XL Machine for sale for just £250.

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


BLUE BALLS XL FUCKING MACHINE

I am selling an unused Blue Balls XL Fucking Machine. It was assembled but my partner was put off by it and so it has never been used. It comes with a lot of attachments, included in this sale are:

  • 8" extension rod
  • Fleshlight holder
  • Vac u lock realistic cock
  • Speed controlled/hi power vibe
  • Silicone anal stimulator
  • Sexflesh 7" realistic cock
  • Sexflesh male pussy masturbator

This machine was assembled but not used. Very good (new) condition.

The machine is pre-assembled, just the base to reconnect, buyer to collect - Shropshire/West Midlands; and will be shown how easy to assemble.

Price: £250

Postage price can be discussed if required via e-mail.

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Get in touch with us through our contact form on the site if you are interested in this machine and we will pass your details on to the seller so that she can get in touch with you.

2nd Hand Gigolo for sale2nd Hand Gigolo For Sale - NOW SOLD

2nd Hand GigoloWe have been asked to list this 2nd hand Gigolo Fucking Machine for sale for just £219 or €295 (exluding P&P).

This is a private sale, just get in touch with us through our contact form and we will pass your e-mail on to the seller who obviously wishes to remain anonymous on here.


Hello,

I'm selling F-machine Gigolo I bought on 22nd May this year and it's under warranty until 22nd May 2016. It has been used only 5 times (always with condom!) and I still have its original box. I'm selling it because my girlfriend and I are changing country of residence in a couple weeks and it would be hard to take it with us on a plane.

I have more photos and a video for people interested in buying it.

Price: €295 or £219

Postage price can be discussed via e-mail.

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Get in touch with us through our contact form on the site if you are interested in this machine and we will pass your details on to the seller so that she can get in touch with you.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

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Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
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Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.