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Happy New Year

We hope that your head isn't hurting too much after last nights festivities, I'm sure that mine will stop hurting soon. We would like to wish you all the best for 2014 and we hope that you get lots of Fucking Machine Fun.

2013 In Review

Well 2013 was a great year for us, it saw us firmly establish ourselves in the market place and we have had so much fun doing so. Just check out our Testimonials to see the sort of thing we have been getting up to.

Porn Star Shoots

We thought that we should go over some of the highlights of the year so lets start off with the fact that Ian got to meet two Porn Stars and to show them the ropes with the F-Machine for some photoshoots. Earlier in the year Ian met Princess Kinky Sarah and the amazing Jessie Jo MILF extraordinaire. Both of these lovely ladies were put on the F-machine and had a thoroughly good time whilst being photo'd and video'd, seeing them both cum hard was amazing, you couldn't wipe the smile off Ians face for days. If any other ladies fancy using one of our machines in a photo or video shoot then just get in touch with us.

Bulldog XXX

2013 also saw us collaborating with BulldogXXX on one of their latest porn shoots. They used one of our machines in the shooting of DRILLED, read all about it here. The write up on their blog is amazing and well worth checking out.

Fucking Machines On Tour

We took our machines around the country and this proved to be popular with couples who wanted to use them to satisfy their curiosity whilst not having to worry about having one delivered and collected from their own homes. We also took a machine on tour in Europe and made some very good friends in France, Belgium and Germany. We hope to do some more tours in 2014.

The Service

We have a new website and we are now an official stockist of the F-machine Pro after being approached by the manufacturer due of our work in promoting their machines. This means that we have managed to actually reduce the price of our machines over the course of the year making us incredibly conmpetitive and offering great value for money. We are the only stockist where you can actually try before you buy if you want to and we have increased the number of rental machines that we have to keep up with demand. We are also on the verge of adding the Sybian to our range of rental Fucking Machines.

Finally we would like to say a big thank you to all of our customers past and present for your support, as without you all we would never have been able to achieve our dream of bringing low cost experiences with Fucking Machines to the masses.

PS Keep the naughty pics of our machines in use coming as we love them ;-)

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Fucking Machine Double Penetration

Having experienced this several times now I was wondering what everyones thoughts are on Fucking Machine DP or Double Penetration?

For a couple, using a Fucking Machine for this makes things very easy and means that they can live this sexual fantasy out without needing to bring a third party into the bedroom (something which can be very important to some people). A single female or male for that matter can also indulge in this sexual activity with an extra dildo or the double ended dildo that we can supply.

DP covers a number of different scenarios from having a dildo of cock in each orifice for a female or even two dildos or cocks in one orifice the choice is yours.

Two good sexual positions for this activity are either prone on your back with the Fucking Machine in the lower orifice and your partner or extra dildo in the other or doggy style with the same combinations of cock or dildo. If you like DP in the same orifice then a great rythm can easily be set up with one dildo/cock withdrawing as the other slides in. Having done this a number of times it has been very, very well received.

I hope that this has given you another option to explore and remember to use lots of lube whichever one you decide to try.

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Double Penetration Anniversary Surprise

I was approached by a lovely lady by e-mail and she asked me if I could help her make a video as a surprise for her husband on their 25th wedding anniversary. Her initial e-mail to me is shown below (name changed to protect her anonymity).

Introductory E-mail

Hi Ian,

I hope you can help me out with something that I am planning to surprise my husband with on our 25th wedding anniversary. He has been trying to get me to try swinging and I have resisted so far.

The idea of filming me in action with another man really turns him on and I thought I could use one of your machines as a way of doing an anniversary video for him without actually going all the way with another man. If you would be happy to film me using one of your machines then I would very much appreciate it.

Yours Jean

Who was I to disagree and after a short e-mail exchange we sorted out the finer details of what she wanted to do and which toys she wanted to use. The evening of the meeting saw her husband away on business and after she had let me in we had a cup of coffee (well I had coffee and she had something a bit stronger to help settle her nerves). Once she had relaxed and I had assembled the Fucking Machine for her in her bedroom we discussed camera angles and tweaked the plan for the evening. She planned on masturbating to start off with whilst talking dirty to her husband on the video before getting to grips with the fucking machine.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
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Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.