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New F-machine Pro Review

We have had a new review of our service and the F-machine Pro posted on UKsexforum.co.uk

With the machine ready, all we had to do was wait for our testers to arrive, and after a quick game of naked twister and a few drinks, we swiftly moved on to putting the F-Machine Pro through its paces.
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Body Safe Sex Toys

We listened to concerns mentioned about body safe sex toys and have just added two pure Silicone, body safe and Phthalate free dildos to our range of Fucking Machine attachments.

Any insert-able toy or device should be inherently safe and recently a lot of research has gone into the phthalate (softeners that have been linked to many health problems) content of sex toys. The toys that we usually stock are made by Doc-Johnson in the USA and they are made of Non-Phthalate, Anti-Bacterial Sil-A-Gel. The biggest problem with gel type toys is their porosity and whilst the manufacture states that they are Anti-Bacterial we started looking at other options.

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Male Masturbators and Dildo News

Rocky Male Masturbator We are about to add the Rocky Male Masturbation system to our rental machines. The Rocky is an extra attachment that can be fitted to the F-Machine to allow a male masturbator to be used with the Fucking Machine.

This means that you can use a Fleshlight, Fleshjack or "Pussy in a Can" on a Fucking Machine for some incredible action. Just imagine having your cock literally fucked at 240 strokes a minute (four strokes a second).

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Body Safe Sex Toys

I have just had a very interesting conversation on twitter with a sex toy reviewer on the subject of body safe sex toys. This is a very serious subject that deserves a mention on here.

Any insert-able toy or device should be inherently safe and recently a lot of research has gone into the phthalate (softeners that have been linked to many health problems) content of sex toys. The toys that we stock are made by Doc-Johnson in the USA and they are made of Non-Phthalate, Anti-Bacterial Sil-A-Gel. The biggest problem with gel type toys is their porosity and whilst the manufacture states that they are Anti-Bacterial I have started looking at other options.

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Two Years Of Fucking Machine Fuckery
Two Years of Fucking Machine Fuckery Well we are now two years old (party time). What started out as a good idea has grown bigger than we could ever have imagined. We started our service two years ago to offer low cost Fucking Machine experiences and it has proved to be a very popular service indeed. A look back at the last year We have had a lot of fun this year, adding the Sybian to our range of rental products as well as the Rocky Male Masturbator attachment for the F-machine Pro. Our site has been redesigned with an easy to use booking system and we are official retailers for both the Sybian and the F-machine Pro. We now have an Affiliate Program that anyone can use to share in our success and make some money. What have we planned for the future? We have increased our rental machine fleet and we may start carrying a range of different machines to give our regulars (big shout out to you all, you know who you are) some variety. We will also be doing the following: Venus For Men - formaly known as the Venus2000, this is the defacto male masturbator on the market. We will be an official retailer and will be adding it to our rental range of machines very soon. Rental Machines - we have increased the number of rental units that we have and will continue to do so to cater for increased demand. Modeling Opportunities -…
Student Sherry's Introduction To Fucking Machines
Student Sherry's Introduction To Fucking Machines Sunday evening saw me drop off some Fucking Machines at Miss Miranda's (@missmiranda01) dungeons ready for Monday’s session with one of her subbies. I had an amazing evening with Miss Miranda and she let me into her plans for Sherry the next morning. I was in awe of Miss Miranda, she is very confident (obvious I guess), articulate and she is a lot of fun to be around and she gave me a copy of her book - Fifty Shades Of Domination for which I will be eternally grateful. Well Monday morning came round very quickly and upon arriving at her dungeons we were met by @StudentSherry and @arnoldrimmer10 two of Miss Mirandas subbies. To say that Miss Miranda’s facilities are amazing doesn't even start to do them justice, I was totally blown away by her equipment and the thought that had gone into each room. Whilst Miss Miranda got ready I set up the Fucking Machines for Sherry's first contact with a Sex Machine and it was going to be with a Sybian. Sherry was clad head to foot in multiple layers of latex and rubber and Miss Miranda strapped her into a restraining harness before hoisting her into the air. After some teasing lowering her closer and closer to the Sybian she made first contact and Sherry's eyes rolled back in her sockets and she let out a very sexy noise as the vibrations penetrated the multiple layers of latex. I had…
Happy New Year
Happy New Year We hope that your head isn't hurting too much after last nights festivities, I'm sure that mine will stop hurting soon. We would like to wish you all the best for 2014 and we hope that you get lots of Fucking Machine Fun. 2013 In Review Well 2013 was a great year for us, it saw us firmly establish ourselves in the market place and we have had so much fun doing so. Just check out our Testimonials to see the sort of thing we have been getting up to. Porn Star Shoots We thought that we should go over some of the highlights of the year so lets start off with the fact that Ian got to meet two Porn Stars and to show them the ropes with the F-Machine for some photoshoots. Earlier in the year Ian met Princess Kinky Sarah and the amazing Jessie Jo MILF extraordinaire. Both of these lovely ladies were put on the F-machine and had a thoroughly good time whilst being photo'd and video'd, seeing them both cum hard was amazing, you couldn't wipe the smile off Ians face for days. If any other ladies fancy using one of our machines in a photo or video shoot then just get in touch with us. Bulldog XXX 2013 also saw us collaborating with BulldogXXX on one of their latest porn shoots. They used one of our machines in the shooting of DRILLED, read all about it here. The write up on…
Now accepting Bitcoin & Litecoin
We now accept two forms of Crypto Currency After much research and many cups of coffee we have decided to accept both Bitcoin and Litecoin in our shop. Why would we do this? Well we understand that most people are wary of their banks or PayPal accounts being associated with adult purchases and as these two forms of alternative currency are growing in popularity it seemed like the time is right to accept them both. Bitcoins or Litecoins If you don't know what Bitcoins and Litecoins are then in essence they are a unique digital money system that doesn't involve the banks or powers that be at all. Encryption techniques are used when transactions take place and they are truly private transactions. We still accept PayPal as well as major cards Whilst we are adding these two new payment methods we are still sticking with PayPal as our primary processor because of their secure system and ease of use. You can use your PayPal account or cards to pay for things in our shop and for rental bookings. If you want to use Bitcoins or Litecoins for rental bookings just get in touch with us.

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New F-machine Pro Review

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New Body Safe Sex Toys

Body Safe Sex Toys

Male Masturbators and Dildo News

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Body Safe Sex Toys