We thought we had found the perfect Fucking Machine with the F-Machine Pro Gen 2 which is what all of our rental machines are. But, there is a new kid on the block, and he is making quite a scene.
Let me introduce you to the F-Machine Pro Gen 3 which takes a classic machine and tweaks it for, and we only stock it as it is the only one we are happy with on the market place in its price bracket.
It really is a fantastic machine that is now even better. It now features:
OK, here comes the hard sell bit. No just kidding we don't need to hard sell anything, the facts speak for themselves.
Sex machines are just so expensive and that is a combination of them being a niche market and the suppliers who dominate the game controlling that market. Both of these things mean that independent retailers like ourselves don't actually make very much at all on a machine that costs hundreds of pounds.
A question we often get asked is - how good are sex and fucking machines?
A very good question and one that is obviously on everyone's mind when they are considering parting with a considerable amount of their earnings for obvious reasons. Now we would obviously reply with they are amazing but you could say we are biased.
Renting a sex machine is a great way of seeing for yourself just how good they are with minimal outlay. If you don't find the experience amazing then at least you are not stuck with a huge investment that you aren't going to use. Selling a sex machine second hand will always mean you will lose a lot of money on the deal.
So firstly renting is a great way to dip your toes in the sex machine scene to see if it is for you.
Storage, an often overlooked aspect of owning a fucking or sex machine is where are you going to store it? Do you have nosey kids or housemates who would delight in uncovering a sex machine?
Renting a machine takes care of that problem as once you are done it is collected again from you so there is no long term storage issues.
Choice, I don't know many people with the spare money to invest in a Sybian and a fucking machine but by renting you can experience both. The Venus is also something that all penis owners should try as it is amazing too.
It gets cheaper. Yes, that does sound like a strange statement but if you rent from us a second time you can get a discount code to stop us sending out a second attachment. That way you can save money on future bookings.
Peace of mind. We send out brand new attachments with each booking so that you can rest assured that they haven't been in anyone else. You get to keep the attachment at the end of the booking which is why future bookings can save you some money.
If you go on to buy a sex machine from us that you have previously rented you will obviously receive a brand new machine. As well as that we will give you half of what you paid for the rental (less the courier costs) as a discount on a new machine.
So renting is a great way to try before you buy.
I am sure you will agree that is all pretty common sense and we have built our rental business over time relying on repeat custom as it is such a unique and valued service.
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