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First Impressions Of The Venus For Men

Our first Venus For Men machine arrived today for evaluation. First impressions are very good, it is a solid unit, not too heavy and pretty quiet in use. We are evaluating it with a view to adding it to our range of rental sex machines.

What is it?

The Venus For Men (formeraly known as the Venus2000) is a male masturbator with a difference, it works in a similar manner to a milking machine. It uses a vacuum pump to masturbate the penis in a sucking action at speeds of up to 300rpm. The receiver which is the tube that you slide the penis into can also be used as a vacuum enlarger. It even has the option of fitting two nipple suckers for male (or female) pleasure.

When will it go online for rental?

Once we have thoroughly looked at the machine and devised a shipping solution we will bring it online, drop us an e-mail if you are interested in being one of the first users. As with all of our rental machines hygiene is our top priority and so like all of the other machines you get to keep the receiver at the end of the booking. So the next time you rent you can get a large discount as there won't be any need for us to send you another one. It all makes sense really.

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Two Years of Fucking Machine Fuckery

Well we are now two years old (party time). What started out as a good idea has grown bigger than we could ever have imagined. We started our service two years ago to offer low cost Fucking Machine experiences and it has proved to be a very popular service indeed.

A look back at the last year

We have had a lot of fun this year, adding the Sybian to our range of rental products as well as the Rocky Male Masturbator attachment for the F-machine Pro. Our site has been redesigned with an easy to use booking system and we are official retailers for both the Sybian and the F-machine Pro. We now have an Affiliate Program that anyone can use to share in our success and make some money.

What have we planned for the future?

We have increased our rental machine fleet and we may start carrying a range of different machines to give our regulars (big shout out to you all, you know who you are) some variety. We will also be doing the following:

  1. Venus For Men - formaly known as the Venus2000, this is the defacto male masturbator on the market. We will be an official retailer and will be adding it to our rental range of machines very soon.
  2. Rental Machines - we have increased the number of rental units that we have and will continue to do so to cater for increased demand.
  3. Modeling Opportunities - we are actively looking for models who want to include machine fun in their portfolios as well as adult service prividers.

We would like to thank everyone for their support over the last two years and we look forward to hearing from old and of course new customers in our third year of business. Rest assured that our high standards in terms of equipment, service, hygiene and of course discretion will be the focus of our efforts in the future as usual. Thanks again...

Happy Fucking Machine Fuckery

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Sybian™ - Coming Soon

We asked our customers if we should stock other sex machines in a recent POLL - View the Polls HERE

We listened, the addition of the Sybian™ was by far the most popular option in the poll. It beat the Shockspot easilly in popularity. If you don't know what a Sybian is, well this quote just about sums it up, "The Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women."

We have placed an order for some and are awaiting their delivery. Once here we will be able to produce an adequate shipping container for them to allow easy shipment to addresses for our customers to enjoy this much talked about machine.

Sign up for our newsletter to be kept informed of developements and to receive a special introductory discount for the first few riders. This discount will be given to newsletter subscribers as a thankyou for your support.

The Sybian

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it would make a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at upto 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at upto 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

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Should we add more Sex Machines?

One year into our Fucking Machine rental service we are faced with an interesting conundrum. We are at the stage where demand is starting to outstrip supply, by that I mean we need to buy some extra machines for our rental fleet to keep up with demand. Now the question is do we invest in our proven system - the F-Machine Pro or do we increase our range of machines thereby giving our customers more choices?

It's a very interesting problem, if we get other machines in then we'll need to work out packaging solutions to enable them to be delivered and returned safely but that's just a minor technical issue to be overcome. So what are we considering?

The Sybian

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it would make a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at upto 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at upto 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

The Shockspot

Shockspot Fucking MachineWe have had our eye on the Shockspot Pleasure System for a while now as it's the most advanced Fucking Machine in the world, its controls and specifications are exceptional but they come with a huge pricetag as you would expect.

It uses the Vac-u-lock sex toy system to attach dildos and so there is a huge range of attachment for it on the market. As with our usual rental service a new attachment would be sent with every booking.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

The ShockSpot is a state-of-the-art, robotic, pleasure system. The system is an “In-Out” machine as well as a “Vibrating” machine that is completely programmable through the ShockSpot Touch and Feel software. Any desired position from lying, kneeling, sitting to standing is accommodated by the ShockSpot. The intuitive, simple to use software and stand-alone remote, high quality materials combined with a design that can collapse into a small carrying case make the ShockSpot truely unique.

Statistics: Its Max Strokes per Minute are: •1060 strokes/min at stroke length 0.2 inches, •340 strokes/min at stroke length 2.0 inches, •250 strokes/min at stroke length 4.0 inches

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://shockspot.net

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Which machine would you like to see added to our regular rental service? Please help us by voting for one of the options shown below. Thank you.

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One Year of Fucking Machine Fuckery

Well we are now one year old (Yay, dons party hat and blows annoying whistle). What started out as a good idea has grown bigger than we ever imagined. We started our service a year ago to offer low cost Fucking Machine experiences and it has proved to be a very popular service indeed.

What have we planned for the future?

Well it looks like we will need to get some more machines in and we may start carrying a range of different machines to give our regulars (big shout out to you all, you know who you are) some variety. We will also be doing the following:

  1. New website - it's in the works at the moment to make it easier to check availability and make bookings.
  2. More variety of attachments and dildos for our fucking machines.
  3. We will be bringing the Rocky attachment online to allow guys to use the fucking machine with a fleshlight and/or dildo.

We would like to thank everyone for their support over the last year and we look forward to hearing from old and of course new customers in our second year of business. Rest assured that our high standards in terms of equipment, service, hygiene and of course discretion will be the focus of our efforts in the future as usual. Thanks again...

Happy Fucking Machine Fuckery

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Decide How We Can Help You

We offer a number of different services, all aimed at different customer groups.

Choose Your Servce

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We are Ian & KathyWe are Kathy and Ian and we run Fmachinefun.co.uk

Let us give you a little background information on who we are and what we do.

We have been fascinated by Fucking Machines for a very long time but only recently have we had the funds to buy our own. We got our first Fucking Machine over three years ago and loved it right from the start. It added a new dimension to our love making and with it we could do things that we had only seen in naughty videos.

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Delivery and Collection

Our discreet and secure transit cases ensure your booking arrives discreetlyWe use a mainstream courier firm to ensure that your machine arrives on time and in good order, we package our rental machines in aluminium transit cases (60cm x 40cm x 40cm and 19kg for the Sybian or 15kg for the F-Machine Pro) with combination code padlocks on them for security. This means that you can lock the machines away from prying eyes. The packaging has absolutely no indication of its contents on the outside so you can rest assured that the neighbours will have no idea what has been delivered to you.

We charge a one off flat fee of £40 and this includes the delivery to you and also the collection again from you at the end of your booking. Saturday deliveries are available for a £15 surcharge. This service is available within England, Scotland and Wales. Unfortunately due to courier restrictions we can't ship our rental machines to Northern Ireland or abroad.

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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.