We hope that your head isn't hurting too much after last nights festivities, I'm sure that mine will stop hurting soon. We would like to wish you all the best for 2014 and we hope that you get lots of Fucking Machine Fun.
Well 2013 was a great year for us, it saw us firmly establish ourselves in the market place and we have had so much fun doing so. Just check out our Testimonials to see the sort of thing we have been getting up to.
We thought that we should go over some of the highlights of the year so lets start off with the fact that Ian got to meet two Porn Stars and to show them the ropes with the F-Machine for some photoshoots. Earlier in the year Ian met Princess Kinky Sarah and the amazing Jessie Jo MILF extraordinaire. Both of these lovely ladies were put on the F-machine and had a thoroughly good time whilst being photo'd and video'd, seeing them both cum hard was amazing, you couldn't wipe the smile off Ians face for days. If any other ladies fancy using one of our machines in a photo or video shoot then just get in touch with us.
2013 also saw us collaborating with BulldogXXX on one of their latest porn shoots. They used one of our machines in the shooting of DRILLED, read all about it here. The write up on their blog is amazing and well worth checking out.
We took our machines around the country and this proved to be popular with couples who wanted to use them to satisfy their curiosity whilst not having to worry about having one delivered and collected from their own homes. We also took a machine on tour in Europe and made some very good friends in France, Belgium and Germany. We hope to do some more tours in 2014.
We have a new website and we are now an official stockist of the F-machine Pro after being approached by the manufacturer due of our work in promoting their machines. This means that we have managed to actually reduce the price of our machines over the course of the year making us incredibly conmpetitive and offering great value for money. We are the only stockist where you can actually try before you buy if you want to and we have increased the number of rental machines that we have to keep up with demand. We are also on the verge of adding the Sybian to our range of rental Fucking Machines.
Finally we would like to say a big thank you to all of our customers past and present for your support, as without you all we would never have been able to achieve our dream of bringing low cost experiences with Fucking Machines to the masses.
PS Keep the naughty pics of our machines in use coming as we love them ;-)
I have to admit here and now that I definitely do have the best job in the world, second to none that I can think of. Jessie-Jo obviously enjoyed herself so much last time that I was invited back to do another photo and video shoot.
This time she was seductively dressed in a school girl outfit and we shot a load of fottage of her on her bed using the F-Machine in various positions and at different angles. Now as your avergae hot blooded male it was so hard to concentrate on what I was doing during the shoots and I had problems walking at the end of them for obvious reasons but I have to say - what a star. She is so professional and is an incredible model, she was an absolute dream to get her infront of my cameras for a second time.
You can check out the footage on her Adultwork profile
It looks like it might be off to Manchester next to do a shoot with Jessie_Jo and one of her best friends Candi-CutieXXX. This job just keeps getting better and better.
On the Fucking Machine front we have added another F-Machine to our fleet of robotic studs which is why our availability calendar is now much greener than before. So what are you waiting for, get your session booked.
Had a most enjoyable day with Jessie-Jo (Chatgirl Tv, Babestation DW, Babestation Extreme, Sexstation, Rampant, IpureTV,& Playboy TV). What an amazing woman in more ways than just the obvious one. She really has got her act together and is incredibly sexy in person, believe me her pictures don't do her justice.
She was the first person to try out the J-etaime and she looked amazing on it. Dodgy camerawork aside I had an amazing time with this legend. I'm looking forward to next time where she has some really naughty ideas waiting to happen. She will be uploading the pics and videos of the meeting to her adultwork profile for you to enjoy so check her out.