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Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

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Custom Machine Dispatch

Kevin & Mandy your custom machine has been collected and is now on its way to you. Time to start the warm up excercises and stock up on lube LOL.

We still have one Fucking Machine left for this weekend so if anyone in the East Midlands would like to rent it out for the weekend there is still time to get it to you before this evening. Anyone further away than that may have to pay a little extra on the delivery charge.

We are still looking for someone to volunteer to be our test dummy for the J-etaime Fucking Machine so if you fancy a free seupervised session with it just let us know and we can arraneg it. It's going to make someones day.

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Thank you Kevin & Mandy

We are in the middle of designing their custom cover plate. Each F-Machine that comes through us has the option of having a custom slide cover plate rather than the weak clear one originally fitted. Once the design is done they will be sent a proof image of it and once they approve it then work will start.

The cover plate will then be laser engraved and cut out of a sheet of 5mm thick acrylic using a laser to give it a crisp design. Once cleaned up it will then have a paint fill applied to the design to highlight it. Once this has cured the plate will be fitted to their new machine. The machine will then be thoroughly tested and then stripped and stowed in its lockable carry case together with their free dildos and lube.

From design approval we aim to dispatch the completed custom machine within 48hours (usually within 24hours). We look forward to hearing what they think of their F-Machine when it arrives.

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