Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

Tuesday, 12 February 2013 17:56

Buy an F-Machine

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New F-Machine Pro Gen 2 - Only £385


The F-Machine Pro is our flagship Fucking Machine. It's so good that we are delighted to be able to sell them. We are an official retailer of the F-Machine Pro and supply it with a genuine Doc-Johnson Vac-U-Loc Dildo and even lube. Everything you need to get going in the wonderfull world of Fucking Machine Fun.

Wednesday, 07 January 2015 11:13

Valentines Special Offer

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15% On All Bookings Made On Valentines Day

Give the gift of a damn good seeing too this year. We are offering a great 15% discount off our nightly rate on all bookings placed for over the Valentines Day weekend.

Forget chocolates and flowers give her an amazing shag. Our Fucking Machines are stunning pieces of engineering and we are sure that she will appreciate them too when she is on the end of one.

Just use the following Discount Code when you place your booking (Note: Only availablr for bookings that cover the Valentines Weekend).

Discount Code: 15TRUELOVE

Happy Valentines Day

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