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The Venus Male Masturbator

Venus For Men Male MasturbatorThe Venus For Men (formerly Venus2000) male masturbator is without a doubt the best male masturbator on the market and this is refelected in its price, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our rental lines. It will quite simply give you the best blowjob/handjob of your life.

The venus allows you to vary the stroke length by using its controls to add or remove air from the system and you can vary its speed from 8 strokes per minute to a mind bending 300 strokes per minute for hands free masturbation like you have never felt before.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the venus receivers position at either end of its strokeVenus has a gearmotor that drives a reciprocating diaphragm. Air moves to and from the outer chamber of the Receiver by a connecting hose. The amount of air in the system, or lack of it, is adjustable and determines the stroke length. Most guys can adjust it to move the full length of their shaft. To use it, you simply put some lubricant in the Receiver and place the head of your penis to the opening. When you turn Venus on it will suck you in. It does not care if you have an erection or are flaccid. It has the velvety feel of a well lubricated partner. Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to an amazing 300 strokes per minute. You decide what you want and Venus complies with your wishes.

Statistics: It can masturbate your cock from 8 to 300 strokes per minute.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.venusformen.com

This machine like its sister machine the Sybian really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Venus For Men From Us? Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my Birthday

You can rent a Venus form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use receivers at all.

We make up the receivers to exactly fit you and so each is personalised. You get to keep the reciever that we send you at the end of your bookingand you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of putting our chap into something that someone else has used so always play it safe and use your own. Some rental companies say that they clean out receivers, replacing the lining befroe re-using them but would you feel safe using something like that or believe them. We never re-use receivers as they never come back to us so you can be safe in the knowledge that no-one has ever used yours befroe you. It just makes sense.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Venus's arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Venus and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with strokes of upto 300RPM, couple that with the sucking and stroking action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a receiver to keep, we never re-use receivers.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Venus from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Venus 3 Day
  • £85
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Venus 1 Week
  • £145
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Venus 9 Day
  • £165
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Venus For Men
  • Instructions
  • 2 x Remotes, one for speed and one for suction
  • 3m Power lead
  • Free - Geniune Venus Receiver - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Spunk Lube Samples
  • The transit cases dimensions are: 40cm X 30cm X 34cm

Packaging

The Venus will arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

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The F-Machine Pro & Rocky Male Masturbator is ideal for men and couples wanting to add a little bit of extra spice into their sex lives.

The F-Machine can be used by both men and women and when you add the Rocky into the equation you have a unique method of male masturbation that can be enjoyed with or without anal penetration. The Rocky carries a Fleshlight or Fleshjack and allows a man to enjoy the stimulation of having his cock stroked hands free at upto 240 strokes a minute.

It is great for stamina training as well as edging play and use a bit of rope and its a great way to have some very kinky BDSM fun and games.

Men

Great for males, females and couplesEnjoy the power of the F-Machine and the pleasant sensations of a Fleshlight or Fleshjack. Anal play? It's your choice, use the machine with or without the included 8" Classic Vac-u-lock Dildo.

Couples

Take it in turns on the fucking machine, teasing each other and enjoying both the power and stamina of the F-machine. When it's his turn decide whether or not to use the dildo on him or just use the Fleshlight or Fleshjack to bring him off.

What's Included?

The F-Machine Pro and Rocky arrive in a sturdy metal transit case secured with combination padlocks . This ensures that you can secure the machine away from prying eyes and the case carries no indication whatsoever as to its contents. We include a genuine Doc Johnson 8" Classic Vac-u-lock Dildo that is yours to keep at the end of the booking

We also include a Fleshjack with the booking for you to enjoy and again this is yours to keep as we never re-use dildos and attachments. If you already own a Fleshjack or Fleshlight then get in touch with us and we will give you a discount code to use if you don't want us to send you another one (that way you can save some money and use your favourite toy with it).

Why Rent A Fucking Machine From Us?

Woman - Honey, come over here, have I got a surprise for youYou can rent an F-Machine Pro form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use attachments. In fact you get to keep the attachment at the end of your booking and you will get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of using someone else's attachment so always play it safe and use your own.

Discreet Service

Our machines arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

The F-Machine Pro is the best fucking machine in its class and offers exceptional performance. It's easy to adjust the length of thrust and the speed can be adjusted from 0 to 240 RPM. Remember the dildo and fleshjack are yours to keep, we never re-use attachments.

Cleanliness

Our rental machines are cleaned thoroughly after each engagement and each client receives a new attachment therefore ensuring cleanliness. You are of course welcome to use your own attachments if you like as long as they are proper Doc Johnson Vac U Lock Dildos. You get to keep the dildo and fleshjack that we send and you also have the opportunity to get bigger and better ones as well when you place your booking. So what are you waiting for....

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The Sybian

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The Sybian Pleasure System

Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian Sex Machine is a global phenomenon and quite rightly so, its performance and reputation speaks for itself and it has made a great addition to our product lines. It has been featured on numerous TV and Radio stations and has a huge following for one reason - it's amazing.

Built to provide a lifetime of pleasure, this device has been marketed since 1987! Sybian gives the ultimate in sexual stimulation and is primarily used for sexual gratification but hundreds have had their first orgasm ever when using it. Thousands have gone from settling for a single orgasm, to being multi-orgasmic and then to being poly-orgasmic.

Here's what the manufacturer says about it:

Diagram showing the rotation and vibration of the Sybian Sex MachineThe Sybian is the pinnacle of self-gratification for women. This precision sexual aid allows you to experience the ultimate climax time and time again. Its groundbreaking design redefines stimulation through the use of two fully independent vibration and rotation movements. A vaginal insert rotates and vibrates inside the vagina (Fig.1), while the area in contact with the vulva (Fig. 2) vibrates as well. Separate controls allow independent regulation of vibration and rotation over a wide range of speeds.

Statistics: It can vibrate at up to 6,000 RPM and the insert can rotate at up to 150 RPM.

Manufacturers Wesbite: http://www.sybian.com

This machine really is in a league of its own and you can rent it for less than you think.

Why Rent A Sybian From Us?

Woman on the phone - Honey I know what I want for my BirthdayYou can rent a Sybian form us safe in the knowledge that hygiene is our number one priority, that's why unlike some of our competitors we never re-use attachments. In fact you get to keep the medium attachment that we send you at the end of your booking and you can get a discount code for any future bookings so you can save money next time by not receiving a second one. Like you, we cringe at the thought of using someone else's attachment so always play it safe and use your own.

Discreet & Efficient Service

Our Sybians arrive in a locked transit case secured by two combination padlocks so that you can lock the machine away from prying eyes in your house. We e-mail you the codes for the padlocks when we dispatch your machine. The transit cases carry no indication as to their contents.

Amazing Performance

We use the latest Sybain and as such can guarantee its exceptional performance with vibrations up to 6,000RPM, couple that with the rotating G-spot action you will have the ride of your life. Remember you get a medium attachment to keep, we never re-use attachments.

Try Before You Buy

If you subsequently order a Sybian from us we will give you half of what you paid for a rental booking off as a discount making it a very affordable way to try before you buy. It's a very expensive bit of kit so you need to be sure that it is worth the money (trust us though - it is).

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • Sybian 3 Day
  • £105
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 1 Week
  • £175
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 10 Day
  • £195
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Geniune Sybian medium attachment
  • Great Value
  • Book Now

Check out these independant reviews of our service

Emmeline Peaches Reviews - Sybian Review - 16th March 2014

Joannes Sex Machine Reviews - Sybian Review - 11th February 2015

What is included with a booking?

We include the following with a rental booking:

  • Sybian
  • The instructions can be downloaded from HERE
  • 3m Power lead
  • Stool to lean on
  • Medium Attachment - this is yours to keep and is new
  • Delivered in a transit case - dimensions are: 60cm X 40cm X 41cm

Packaging

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case secured with two combination padlocks, the case has no outward indication as to its contents.

Our Sybians arrive in a discreet aluminium packing case

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Subscribe to get spam free Special Offers and news about our service including information of second hand sex machines that become available.

This is a spam free service and you can unsubscribe at anytime, we use Mailchimp to run the newsletters as they are trustworthy and provide a great secure service.

We send out occassional newsletters to keep customers and visitors appraised of new developments on the site, new special offers and when second hand sex machines become available.

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Please note that this is a UK only service. Whilst we would love to be able to provide our Fucking Machine rental service abroad it causes too many problems with international customs and border controls.

Note: As we use a 24 hour courier service to get the machine to you the start date of the booking must be at least 48hours after the time you place your booking on this site, this gives us time to prepare your order and package it ready for collection. Therefore machines dispatched on a Monday will arrive on Tuesdays.

Decide How We Can Help You

We offer a number of different services, all aimed at different customer groups.

Choose Your Servce

Availability

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We have a very high turnover of machines but the availability calendars will only show machines as being unavailable if they are all out at the same time. Sometimes we do have one in reserve incase of mechanical breakdowns so if there is a specific date that you are after and it doesn't look like anything is available just drop us an e-mail as we may be able to help you out.

TFC - Shared Content Shoots With Fucking Machines

If you want to use one of our machines in your photo or video shoots and want to keep your costs down then we are more than happy to help you out on a TFC (Time For Content) basis. With you supplying your own photographer or we are happy to help if you need it.

Check Out Our Newest Service

We have been asked if we ever tour the country with our Fucking Machines and we thought that was actually a great idea and so here are the details of Tour Dates.

What Is Fucking Machines On Tour

We will basically be taking our machines around the country and offering you the opportunity to be able to use them on neutral ground ie a hotel room.

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F-Machine Pro Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 80
for 3 days (£26.67 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £120
Book
7 Day Hire
£ 140
for 7 days (£20.00 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £180
Book
10 Day Hire
£ 160
for 3 days (£16 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £200
Book

Sybian Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 105
for 3 days (£35 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £145
Book
7 Day Hire
£ 175
for 7 days (£25 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £215
Book
10 Day Hire
£ 195
for 10 days (£19.5 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £235
Book

Venus For Men Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 85
for 3 days (£28.33 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £125
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7 Day Hire
£ 145
for 3 days (£20.71 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £185
Book
10 Day Hire
£ 165
for 3 days (£16.50 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £205
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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.