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Information about our Fucking Machines and general advice.

Venus For Men Measurement Guide

Accurate measurements are required when you order a Venus For Men (formally known as the Venus2000). Please measure accurately and don't be tempted to exagerate as this can cause a badly fitted receiver that will ultimately negatively effect your enjoyment of this product.

The measurements required are length and then the circumference (distance around the outside of the penis and not the diameter) in order to calculate the size of receiver required and then to set up the machine up to displace the correct amount of air with each stroke.

Venus Measuring Guide

Measurements

To take circumference measurements, (C1 thru C4). Use a string or something soft and flexible. Measure around the penis (like a belt goes around your waist) then lie string flat on a ruler and note the size.

Please furnish all measurements in inches or cm, accurate within 1/4 inch or 5mm.

There are three seperate types of measurement that can be taken depending on your situation, these situations are:

  1. You can get an erection easily.
  2. You can get erections, but not every time. (Might start flaccid, but end up erect after stimulation).
  3. Erections are not possible.

1 - You can get an erection easily

If you can get an erection easily. Give the measurements below. If not, proceed to # 2. Provide a full set of measurements for Erection.

  • C1 = Around the head of penis at the thickest point.
  • C2 = Where the head meets the shaft.
  • C3 = Half way down the shaft.
  • C4 = Shaft one inch from the body.
  • L = Base to tip along the top.

Skip 2 and 3 and proceed to the store.

2 - You can get erections, but not every time

If you can get erections, but not every time then give the 2 sets of measurements below. If not, proceed to #3.

First set of measurements:

  • C1 = Around the head of penis at the thickest point.
  • C2 = Where the head meets the shaft.
  • C3 = Half way down the shaft.
  • C4 = Shaft one inch from the body.
  • L = Base to tip along the top.

Second set of measurements - Provide C4 Measurement only when Flaccid.

Please note: If there is more than 3/4″ difference between C4 erect and C4 flaccid you might consider adding a second receiver.

Skip 3 and proceed to the store.

3 - Erections are not possible

If erections are not possible.

  • C4 = Provide the C4 Measurement flaccid.
  • L = Give us your best possible length measurement.

Proceed to the store.

Fucking Machine Top Tips

We've collated some great Fucking Machine advice and top tips here for anyone new to the pleasures of Fucking Machine fun and games.

The F-Machine uses the Vac U Lock system manufactured and pioneered by Doc Johnson. It is a universal dildo attachment system common to strap on dildos and sex toys. Not all fucking machines use it and these ones should be avoided for the simple reason that you won't be able to get cheap dildo attachments and your choices will be limited

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It has arrived and it looks very nice indeed. We now need to source a transit case for it to be able to ship it to anyone who wants to use it in the UK. In the meantime we have a rather special offer for anyone close to Derby, Derbyshire.

What makes a good sex or fucking machine?

You should consider all of the features listed below before you part with your hard earned cash. Another good idea is try to speak to people who have used what it is you are considering buying to get great advice "warts and all". A better idea is to try to actually use the toy you are looking for before you buy it - this ploy could save you from wasting a lot of money on something that turns out to be not what it says on the tin. This can be done again by getting in touch with people who own sex machines or for the machines we have you can obviously enlist the help of us and our F-Machine.

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
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Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.