Happy New Year
We hope that your head isn't hurting too much after last nights festivities, I'm sure that mine will stop hurting soon. We would like to wish you all the best for 2014 and we hope that you get lots of Fucking Machine Fun.
2013 In Review
Well 2013 was a great year for us, it saw us firmly establish ourselves in the market place and we have had so much fun doing so. Just check out our Testimonials to see the sort of thing we have been getting up to.
Porn Star Shoots
We thought that we should go over some of the highlights of the year so lets start off with the fact that Ian got to meet two Porn Stars and to show them the ropes with the F-Machine for some photoshoots. Earlier in the year Ian met Princess Kinky Sarah and the amazing Jessie Jo MILF extraordinaire. Both of these lovely ladies were put on the F-machine and had a thoroughly good time whilst being photo'd and video'd, seeing them both cum hard was amazing, you couldn't wipe the smile off Ians face for days. If any other ladies fancy using one of our machines in a photo or video shoot then just get in touch with us.
2013 also saw us collaborating with BulldogXXX on one of their latest porn shoots. They used one of our machines in the shooting of DRILLED, read all about it here. The write up on their blog is amazing and well worth checking out.
Fucking Machines On Tour
We took our machines around the country and this proved to be popular with couples who wanted to use them to satisfy their curiosity whilst not having to worry about having one delivered and collected from their own homes. We also took a machine on tour in Europe and made some very good friends in France, Belgium and Germany. We hope to do some more tours in 2014.
We have a new website and we are now an official stockist of the F-machine Pro after being approached by the manufacturer due of our work in promoting their machines. This means that we have managed to actually reduce the price of our machines over the course of the year making us incredibly conmpetitive and offering great value for money. We are the only stockist where you can actually try before you buy if you want to and we have increased the number of rental machines that we have to keep up with demand. We are also on the verge of adding the Sybian to our range of rental Fucking Machines.
Finally we would like to say a big thank you to all of our customers past and present for your support, as without you all we would never have been able to achieve our dream of bringing low cost experiences with Fucking Machines to the masses.
PS Keep the naughty pics of our machines in use coming as we love them ;-)