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Fucking Machines On Tour

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We have been asked if we ever tour the country with our Fucking Machines and we thought that was actually a great idea and so here are the details of Tour Dates.

What Is Fucking Machines On Tour

We will basically be taking our machines around the country and offering you the opportunity to be able to use them on neutral ground ie a hotel room.

Dates & Locations

Thursday 2nd May - Bristol

Parkway - £150 for upto three hours use.

Details

Each date will only allow for one booking, this allows us to keep to our strict cleaning regime for the machines together with customers knowing that they are getitng a hotel room that is clean and fresh rather than someone elses linen. We feel that this is vitally important and whilst we could book out multiple slots for a location we won't so its defintely a case of first come first served.

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How Does It Work

It really is very simple, we will list dates and locations here and you are free to get in touch with us to make a booking for one. If you have another location in mind then get in touch and we can add it to the list. Locations will be dropped if no booking is made two weeks before the date listed so it is important if you fancy a booking make it early or you could miss it if someone else does.

Payment is required in full to secure a booking and cancellations and refunds can be made upto one week before the event. Refunds will be allowed upto this point subject to a 20% administration fee. No refunds will be given for cancellations after this point.

The Details

The session will take place in a hotel room with en-suite facilities. Ian will have the machines set up and ready to go prior to your arrival. When you arrive he will give you a quick brief on the machines and its operation before you start your session with it.

Ian is available to act as a cameraman for you should you require it otherwise you have two options. The first is for him to be on hand but to make himself scarce in the bathroom to give you some privacy. The second option is subject to a £100 deposit on the machines and room he will leave you to enjoy yourself in privacy and will return at the end of your session to return your deposit to you.

This is an ideal service for anyone wanting a session with a Fucking Machine but wants to do it on neutral ground without revealing their personal details. Once Ian is in the hotel room the room number will be texted to you and then you simply come upto the room and the door will be open for you - simples.

Next Step

Simply decide which session you would like to book and get in touch with us by e-mail to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

F-Machine Pro Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 80
for 3 days (£26.67 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £120
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7 Day Hire
£ 140
for 7 days (£20.00 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £180
Book
10 Day Hire
£ 160
for 3 days (£16 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £200
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Sybian Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 105
for 3 days (£35 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £145
Book
7 Day Hire
£ 175
for 7 days (£25 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £215
Book
10 Day Hire
£ 195
for 10 days (£19.5 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £235
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Venus For Men Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 85
for 3 days (£28.33 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £125
Book
7 Day Hire
£ 145
for 3 days (£20.71 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £185
Book
10 Day Hire
£ 165
for 3 days (£16.50 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £205
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As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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