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Salient

Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

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Loyalty Discount

We look after our customers

When you book a Fucking Machine session through us you are automatically entered into our Customer Club and this gives you lots of benefits such as:

2 - 4 bookings will give you a 10% Discount on future bookings including our great range of additional Dildos and Lubricants.

5+ bookings will give you a 25% discount on future bookings and you will no longer have to pay the security deposit.

Using Fucking Machines with us be comes an affordable option, why buy a Fucking Machine when you can rent one only when you need one.

It's a great option for swingers clubs or party organisers as well as singles and couples alike.

Buy a Customised F-Machine

Best of all is that if you rent an F-Machine to try one out and then decide you want to buy one from us, we will give you *half of what you paid to rent it back as a discount on a new machine. So it's a great way to try before you buy.

* excludes the P&P charges

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F-Machine Pro Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 100
for 3 days (£33.33 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £140
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7 Day Hire
£ 140
for 7 days (£20.00 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £180
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10 Day Hire
£ 160
for 3 days (£16 per day)
FREE 8" Dildo
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £200
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Sybian Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 125
for 3 days (£41.67 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £165
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7 Day Hire
£ 175
for 7 days (£25 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £215
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10 Day Hire
£ 195
for 10 days (£19.5 per day)
FREE Medium Attachment
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £235
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Venus For Men Price Table

3 Day Hire
£ 105
for 3 days (£35.00 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £145
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7 Day Hire
£ 145
for 3 days (£20.71 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £185
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10 Day Hire
£ 165
for 3 days (£16.50 per day)
FREE Receiver
Courier Delivery £20
Courier Collection £20
Total - £205
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Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.