We pride ourselves in our professional, friendly and also a bit kinky I guess service. We offer a quick, discreet and efficient Fucking Machine rental service; we are proud of our customer service and this is attested by the number of repeat bookings we get. Our machines arrive by courier under plain wrapping so no-one except yourselves will know what's inside. You get to enjoy the machine together with the brand new attachments that we send. When the courier comes again to collect the machine again all that your return to us is the machine. You keep the dildo attachments. We never re-use attachments for obvious reasons.
As well as renting out Fucking Machines we also sell them. Don't worry our retail machines are separate from our rental units so you will get a brand new machine if you buy one. We have negotiated a great discount from the manufacturer and we pass this on to you so you will find that we are one of the cheapest (if not the cheapest) retailer of the F-Machine in the UK. Check out or shop to see our range of machines and attachments.
Delivery & Collection
Our machines and attachments arrive in plain packages for discretion, this ensures that no-one knows what you are having delivered. Fucking Machines are delivered by courier and dildos if ordered separately are delivered through the Royal Mail system.
Read our customer testimonials to hear what previous customers think of our service. We are very proud of our testimonials and they hopefully show you the professional approach that we take to business.