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Salient

Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

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Our Services

Rental Service

Discretion is our middle nameWe pride ourselves in our professional, friendly and also a bit kinky I guess service. We offer a quick, discreet and efficient Fucking Machine rental service; we are proud of our customer service and this is attested by the number of repeat bookings we get. Our machines arrive by courier under plain wrapping so no-one except yourselves will know what's inside. You get to enjoy the machine together with the brand new attachments that we send. When the courier comes again to collect the machine again all that your return to us is the machine. You keep the dildo attachments. We never re-use attachments for obvious reasons.

Retail Service

F-machineAs well as renting out Fucking Machines we also sell them. Don't worry our retail machines are separate from our rental units so you will get a brand new machine if you buy one. We have negotiated a great discount from the manufacturer and we pass this on to you so you will find that we are one of the cheapest (if not the cheapest) retailer of the F-Machine in the UK. Check out or shop to see our range of machines and attachments.

Delivery & Collection

Discreet deliveryOur machines and attachments arrive in plain packages for discretion, this ensures that no-one knows what you are having delivered. Fucking Machines are delivered by courier and dildos if ordered separately are delivered through the Royal Mail system.

Testimonials

Customer testimonialsRead our customer testimonials to hear what previous customers think of our service. We are very proud of our testimonials and they hopefully show you the professional approach that we take to business.

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
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Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.