What is it?
The Funky Rocker™ is a ride on sex machine that is powered by your own movements, as you move the seat backwards and forwards an internal linkage translates that back and forth movement into the up and down movement of the attached dildo.
It gives you a great ride and it burns off calories at the same time - sweet. The detailed plans allow you to construct your own Funky Rocker™ out of MDF board. Once you have built it you can paint it any scheme that you like but we have to admit that the black and red suits it the best.
Funky Rocker™ Design
Well Engineered Design
Engineered for maximum performance in tight spaces. The Funky Rocker™ shows its mastery of elegant design and functionality. Silent and smooth operation. Cum on, it's as easy to ride as a playground swing - one that fucks you deep and hard though...Mmmm
Quite possibly the sturdiest piece of erotic furniture you'll ever ride. Built from strong MDF board - the same furniture makers use. Funky Rocker's hardware is robust, yet well hidden within. Consider Funky Rocker Design Plans when asking "Where can I find Monkey Rocker Plans?"
Every possible detail is included, including full size drawings usable as templates. Complete bill-of-material, source suggestions, dimensions for every fabricated part, and finishing tips too! You can start building (orgasms that is) right away!
Your Favorite Toy Fits!
The integrated adaptor fits common vacuum lock type dildos (e.g. Doc Johnson brand), and the large selection of vacuum lock toys are certain to fit your every desire. Long and fat ones, short and skinny ones (really?), ribbed ones, and double ones (Yummy!). The adaptor is easy to access, or make some simple modifications to fit your specific toy. It's that easy!
Funky Rocker's design is deliciously unique when compared to other sex rockers. The knobs on Funky Rocker's handle provide adjustment for different toy lengths and motion. "Different strokes for different folks," they say. Toy angle is easily adjusted by a simple lever too. Consider our Funky Rocker™ features when your considering how to build a Monkey Rocker™
Fun to Look At...and Use
Funky Rocker™ puts the Fun back in Funky. It's graceful design, compact size (27"l x 16"w x 21"h), and fun heart-shaped accents give it a playful yet naughty look. Funky Rocker is super comfortable, easy to adjust, easy to use and clean, and easy to move around (~25 lb). You'll find your fantasy of fucking a machine cum true in no time. Make Funky Rocker your best fucking friend!
You can purchase plans from www.funkyrocker.com
They are available for immediate download for a very reasonable $9.99 and payment can be made via paypal, so what are you waiting for.
What Do You Get
- Available for immediate download
- Printable full size PDF format
- 46 pages with index
- Complete Bill-of-material
- Assembly and finishing details
- Dimensional information for every fabricated part
- Imperial and Metric Construction
"If you build it they will cum!"
These plans are ideal for anyone considering making their own fucking machine. The finished product will be totally silent (not sure about the rider though) and it doesn't need a power supply so it makes a lot of sense.