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Build Your Own Rocker Sex Machine

The Funky Rocker™ is a home built rocking sex machine. This is simply the best homemade sex machine around, and you can build it as a great gift for your partner, a friend, or even yourself. Rock All Night, if you can last that long.

Plans for the Funky Rocker™ are available from They are downloadable in pdf format and you can even get a set of plans for a double dildo attachment. We'd just like to point out that we don't get any commission from sales of these plans we are simply promoting it here as we think it is a great product that will be of interest to our customers and visitors.

What is it?

The Funky Rocker™ is a ride on sex machine that is powered by your own movements, as you move the seat backwards and forwards an internal linkage translates that back and forth movement into the up and down movement of the attached dildo.

It gives you a great ride and it burns off calories at the same time - sweet. The detailed plans allow you to construct your own Funky Rocker™ out of MDF board. Once you have built it you can paint it any scheme that you like but we have to admit that the black and red suits it the best.

Funky Rocker™ Design

Well Engineered Design Sturdy Contruction Detailed Drawings

Well Engineered Design

Engineered for maximum performance in tight spaces. The Funky Rocker™ shows its mastery of elegant design and functionality. Silent and smooth operation. Cum on, it's as easy to ride as a playground swing - one that fucks you deep and hard though...Mmmm

Sturdy Construction

Quite possibly the sturdiest piece of erotic furniture you'll ever ride. Built from strong MDF board - the same furniture makers use. Funky Rocker's hardware is robust, yet well hidden within. Consider Funky Rocker Design Plans when asking "Where can I find Monkey Rocker Plans?"

Detailed Drawings

Every possible detail is included, including full size drawings usable as templates. Complete bill-of-material, source suggestions, dimensions for every fabricated part, and finishing tips too! You can start building (orgasms that is) right away!

Your Favourite Toy Fits! Completely Adjustable Fun To Look At....And Use

Your Favorite Toy Fits!

The integrated adaptor fits common vacuum lock type dildos (e.g. Doc Johnson brand), and the large selection of vacuum lock toys are certain to fit your every desire. Long and fat ones, short and skinny ones (really?), ribbed ones, and double ones (Yummy!). The adaptor is easy to access, or make some simple modifications to fit your specific toy. It's that easy!

Completely Adjustable

Funky Rocker's design is deliciously unique when compared to other sex rockers. The knobs on Funky Rocker's handle provide adjustment for different toy lengths and motion. "Different strokes for different folks," they say. Toy angle is easily adjusted by a simple lever too. Consider our Funky Rocker™ features when your considering how to build a Monkey Rocker™

Fun to Look At...and Use

Funky Rocker™ puts the Fun back in Funky. It's graceful design, compact size (27"l x 16"w x 21"h), and fun heart-shaped accents give it a playful yet naughty look. Funky Rocker is super comfortable, easy to adjust, easy to use and clean, and easy to move around (~25 lb). You'll find your fantasy of fucking a machine cum true in no time. Make Funky Rocker your best fucking friend!

Purchase Plans

You can purchase plans from

They are available for immediate download for a very reasonable $9.99 and payment can be made via paypal, so what are you waiting for.

What Do You Get

  • Available for immediate download
  • Printable full size PDF format
  • 46 pages with index
  • Complete Bill-of-material
  • Assembly and finishing details
  • Dimensional information for every fabricated part
  • Imperial and Metric Construction

"If you build it they will cum!"

Final Comment

These plans are ideal for anyone considering making their own fucking machine. The finished product will be totally silent (not sure about the rider though) and it doesn't need a power supply so it makes a lot of sense.

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.