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We blog about everything from new additions to our site to special offers and much, much more. Keep coming back to see the naughty things on offer and that we are up to.

Saturday, 02 April 2016 15:09

We now have a Silicone Dildo option

I have spent a lot of time not just looking for a 100% body safe silicone dildo but the right dildo and I have found it.

The ADAM measures in at 7.9 Inches and is made by an amazing team in the UK who hand pour all off their dildos in PLatimum cure silicone. For those in the know this is the best grade of silicone and their designs are amazing. The ADAM though is in a league of its own.

It is produced by Godemiche and we have teamed up with them to offer this amazing Vac-u-lock compatible dildo. Check them out to see thier full range of dildos and butt plugs, their creations and colour combinations are stunning.

Originaly designed as a six inch dildo it has been enlarged to enable the formation of a recess in its base that is Vac-u-lock compatible. This means you can use it in strap on harnesses but more importantly on our range of Fucking Machines.

The ADAM has been getting some amazing reviews recently and it's for good reason, this bad boy not only looks the part but its well defined glans is eye wateringly good on a Fucking Machine. It will lterally thrust you into submission.

Availbale for just £30 including P&P it is also great value for money and we now offer it as an optional upgrade on our rental fucking machine bookings.

So what are you waiting for grab one of these amazing dildos before they all get snapped up.

Sunday, 07 February 2016 18:38

We now accept two forms of Crypto Currency

After much research and many cups of coffee we have decided to accept both Bitcoin and Litecoin in our shop. Why would we do this? Well we understand that most people are wary of their banks or PayPal accounts being associated with adult purchases and as these two forms of alternative currency are growing in popularity it seemed like the time is right to accept them both.

Bitcoins or Litecoins

If you don't know what Bitcoins and Litecoins are then in essence they are a unique digital money system that doesn't involve the banks or powers that be at all. Encryption techniques are used when transactions take place and they are truly private transactions.

Bitcoins and Litecoins accepted here

We still accept PayPal as well as major cards

Whilst we are adding these two new payment methods we are still sticking with PayPal as our primary processor because of their secure system and ease of use. You can use your PayPal account or cards to pay for things in our shop and for rental bookings. If you want to use Bitcoins or Litecoins for rental bookings just get in touch with us.

PayPal accepted here

Saturday, 22 August 2015 14:26

Competition - Win a Sybian Sex Machine

Welcome to our third and biggest competition with another amazing prize that will arrive in time for Christmas.

We have been selling and renting Sex and Fucking Machines for over two years now and our army of loyal friends and customers has allowed us to grow our business into what it is today. Our competitions are a fun way to give something back to the community.

We decided that our first ever competition was not going to be for a simple toy or bottle of lube, we think big, only provide the best of services and we really wanted to make a big splash so we gave away an F-Machine Pro, we then gave away a Gigolo fucking machine but this time we really are pulling out all of the stops.

If you have been very, very naughty this year and are worried about being off Santas "Nice" list don't worry. We have your back covered whether you're a nice girl or a Ho, ho, hoe. We are going to send someone a brand new Sybian Sex Machine in time for XXXMas.

We have decided to offer up the most amazing sex machine in our range. So we decided on the Sybian Sex Machine. Yes you heard me right we are offering another machine with a price tag of £1370 for free to one lucky winner. Probably the best sex related gift anyone can receive.

Now of course a competition with a prize as special as this should be as popular as our last one and so we decided to again give you multiple entries so as to maximise your chances of winning. What do we get out of it I hear you ask? Well we will obviously get a bit of exposure of our services and the warm glowing feeling that we are really, really going to make someone's day. Please help us (and yourself) by promoting the hell out of this amazing competition.

Entering the competition is incredibly easy and you can have as many entries from the list as you like, do most of them to unlock the daily entry where you can come back to this page daily to get an extra entry.

The Rules

Anyway here are the rules:

  • This giveaway is running from the 22nd August 2015 until the 20th December 2015 and ends at 12:00pm (GMT)
  • This competition is open to over 31 different countries. Please see the terms and conditions to gain a full list of locations. If in doubt don’t hesitate to contact me.
  • We are fulfilling this competition and will notify the winner.
  • The prize includes free shipping by courier to a UK address. A winner abroad will be repsonsible for the delivery charges and the machine will not be dispatched until these are paid to us. Failure to agree to pay the shipping fees will mean that we will draw another winner.
  • We do not assume responsibility for any customs or excess costs that might occur after shipping.
  • After the winner is drawn you have 2 weeks to contact us and claim your prize. If you fail to do so then we’ll re-draw another winner. By entering this competition you also agree to provide us with your address and a contact phone number, so that we may ship the item to you.
  • We are not accepting giveaway/competition only accounts for this competition. We will be checking to make sure that any entrants have an account that is made up of more than giveaway/competition retweets and will disqualify any entrants who don’t make the cut. Please respect this.
  • Please make sure you are the correct age to participate in this giveaway re. local age restrictions.

Available in the following countries:

Available in the following countries: Australia, Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States.

Sybian Christmas Giveaway
Tuesday, 30 June 2015 20:18

Spreading The Love

If you are UK based and review Sex Toys why not get in touch to discuss our interesting proposal.

In an effort to spread the love and increase awareness of Fucking Machines and Sex machines in general we are willing to provide a cheaper way for product reviewers to be able to check out our wares if they wish to do so.

We sometimes have spare capacity with our machines and rather than have them sat around doing nothing we'd like to give reviewers the option of getting hold of a machine to review at drastically reduced rates. Basically if you are willing to cover the courier fees and the cost of the attachment that we send with the machine you can have a weekend booking for free.

Yes you did read that right, subject to availability though, we can't afford to just send them out as the costs of the couriers and toys would soon bring us to our knees but we want to keep our machines working and so came up with this idea as a way of helping reviewers try the best machines available.

What's in it for us I hear you ask, well good question, we get exposure obviously in the form of product reviews and as we'd not be losing money on the arrangement it should suit both parties.

Get in touch if you would like to discuss it further. We can offer the F-Machine Pro, Sybian and the Venus.

To be eligible for this discount you need to provide us with a link to your established review site and promise to have a review written within a month of your session with a machine - simples.

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

As Sex Machines are so expensive it makes a lot of sense to rent one before going on to buy one. Why not try before you buy.
Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
Treat Your Partner Or Yourself

Special Occasions

Renting a sex machine is a great way to organise a special evening, do something different from the norm. Our service is great for satisfying your fantasies and ticking something else off your sexual bucket list.
Gender Neutral

Anyone Can Enjoy It

Anyone can enjoy a fucking machine and whether you are on your own or part of a couple they can add an exciting new dimension to your sexual fun and games.