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About FuckMachineIan

Fucking Machine Fun with the F-Machine Pro, Sybian and VenusThanks for clicking on the URL in my Twitter profile - let me give you a little background information on who I am and what I do.

My real name is indeed Ian and I am the guy behind and the @FuckMachineIan twitter account.

I have long been fascinated by Fucking Machines, this interest is shared by my wife of 20 years Kathy and we have enjoyed many different machines in the past. We came up with the idea of bringing Sex Machine fun to the masses by making it more affordable and so we set up over a year ago.

We offer a very discreet service where a Fucking Machine (The F-machine Pro) or Sybian is delivered to your door under plain cover by a courier. It is then collected again at a later date and returned to us for cleaning and use again. Cleanliness and hygiene is our number one priority and we decided right at the very start to always include new attachments with bookings. These are for the customer to keep as we don't want them back again as we never re-use them - common sense really.

Connect With Me

Hopefully that has piqued your interest enough for you to want to follow @FuckMachineIan

PLesae feel free to add us to your circle on Google Plus +FmachinefunCoUk

My twitter posts are very Fucking Machine centric and I always re-tweet all the Fucking Machine posts that I find so if you want a steady stream of that sort of smut then follow away.....

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