Thank you for visiting our site, if you're here then it means that you have an interest in Fucking Machine Fun and hopefully we can help you out. Whether you are looking to hire or buy a Fucking Machine we can provide sound advice and lots of choices to make your session with one a truly memorable experience. We are also UK distributors of the amazing SPUNK LUBE and also HOLEPUNCH TOYS. Have a look around our site and if you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask.
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Covid-19 Update
We are now back open again with business as usual. If you're isolating and going crazy from boredom why not rent a sex machine to chase the blues away.
Get a machine delivered by courier and then collected again at the end of your booking.
A discrete service turning fantasies into reality. Satisfy your curiosity.
Try Before You Buy
Hire A Sex Machine
Hire one of our amazing Sex and Fucking Machines to try in the comfort of your own home. The machine is delivered and collected by courier and comes with a new attachment - that you keep at the end of the booking.
Grab A Tidy Discount
If after renting a sex machine you then go on to buy one from us. We will give you half of what you paid in rental fees off as a discount. So it's a great way to try before buying.
Gender Fluid
A sex machine doesn't care what you identify yourself as and it is non judgmental. They are perfect for all sexes and the limit to their use is just your imagination.
We specialise in discreetly providing fucking and sex machines to singles, couples and groups in the UK.
Testimonials
The Sybian is a fantastic device if you want hard-core, spine tingling, all enveloping orgasms that are practically forced on you with an almighty oomph of impressive power. But not everyone wants this level of power or intensity all the time, and I don’t think the Sybian does as well during gentle use as it does when on the higher settings. Thankfully this is what makes FMachineFun’s service so indispensable.
The machine was delivered in a hefty aluminium transit case which is secured by two combination padlocks. It carried absolutely no indications as to its contents (thankfully). The package was delivered by Interlink express and they gave me a one hour delivery window which meant I didn’t have to wait around all day. That did mean that closer to the delivery time I found myself getting more and more turned on though LOL.