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Welcome to Fucking Machine Fun

We specialise in renting and selling the best sex and fucking machines available in the UK. We focus on customer satisfaction and hygiene which is why we are the number one choice for anyone looking to have some fucking machine fun.

Buy or Rent the F-Machine Pro or the Sybian

We bring you a great service, rent Fucking Machines at amazing rates or buy one for yourself. Better still try one before buying and receive a discount.

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Discreet, Efficient Service

We provide an exceptionally discreet fucking machine rental service. Our machines are delivered in plain packaging with no indication as to their contents and all of our machines arrive in lockable cases.

Discretion

We pride ourselves in our professional and discreet services. We never pass on your details and provide total discretion in our rental service.

Hygiene

We always send out new attachments with rental machines (for obvious reasons) and these are yours to keep at the end of a rental period.

Try Before You Buy

Sex machines are very expensive pieces of equipment so why not try one before you buy, that way you get to see if they are worth the money.

Example Rental Pricing

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • F-Machine 1 Day
  • £20
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Doc Johnson 8" Classic Vac-u-lock dildo
  • Great Value
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  • Sybian 1 Day
  • £85
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Genuine Sybian medium attachment
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 3 Day
  • £105
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Genuine Sybian medium attachment
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now

Adult/Porn Industry

Adult Content Shoots & ShowsFucking machines are great for photoshoots or webcam shows

Our F-Machines lend themselves perfectly as a great addition to any future planned photo, videoshoots or indeed webcam shows. If you are an adult performer and want to offer your followers something totally different from the norm then why not use one of our sex machines in your next shoot.

Get in touch with us to discuss your needs. Due to the unique nature of your requirements we can offer a fast and flexible service to you. Try us out. We have seperate rates for short term hire for this type of activity.

Your Admirers Will Love It

The porn industry has seen an explosion in porn sites making fucking machine porn - why? Well becuase it just looks amazing to see a woman getting pleasured in a way that is just incredible to watch. There is a huge market for this type of new material and once you try one of these machines out you will see why.

Own A Machine Yourself

We sell customised F-machines and you can change the clear slide cover on the side of the machine to one carrying your branding and maybe even your website address. This is a great form of advertising as any pictures posted will lead potential new customers to your website. Our F-machines come with dildos and lube together with a lockable case to keep prying eyes out so even storage is taken care of. You get all of this for less than the RRP of the machine on its own and your machine will be unique. CLICK HERE for more info.

Go On Give Them A Treat

Get in touch by e-mail This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and we can discuss your requirements.

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Fans & Viewers

If you have a favourite porn star, web goddess, mistress, performer or whatever and you dream of seeing them being pleasure by a sex machine then drop them a note and send them a link to this page. Who knows maybe your dreams will become reality

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Try Before You Buy

Special Offers - Buy a machine from us after renting one and we will give you half of what you have paid in rental fees as a discount, so it's a great way to try before you buy.

What Our Clients Say

  • This is something that we have thought about for a long time and playing out our fantasies was a dream come true. Claire couldn't wait to get into the swing of it, the time passed by incredibly quickly and I have never seen her cumming so hard before. Great machine and a superb service. We are both looking forward to our next session. Claire thinks she's opting for the Kong Dildo next time LOL.
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