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Salient

Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

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Availability

We have a very high turnover of machines but the availability calendars will only show machines as being unavailable if they are all out at the same time. Sometimes we do have one in reserve incase of mechanical breakdowns so if there is a specific date that you are after and it doesn't look like anything is available just drop us an e-mail as we may be able to help you out.

Check the availability calendar shown below for our service availability. When placing a booking please remember that we dispatch machines 24hours before the start of your booking but we need your order in 72 hours prior to the start of the booking. This will give us enough time to prepare your machine and book the courier servcie so please allow for that when you select dates. If you are close by then we may be able to do a short notice booking for you - get in touch with us through our contact form.

Green on the calendar means that we have plenty of machines available on that date whilst yellow denotes low availability - in other words we are down to our last machine. Red denotes all of our machines are booked on that date.

The booking system used on this site is for renting Fucking Machines, the Sybian, and the Venus, use our contact form to get in touch with us if you are interested in any other type of booking.

Sybian Availability

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45 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
46 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
47 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
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December 2017
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49 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
50 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
51 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
52 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
January 2018
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05    1 2 3 4
06 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
07 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
08 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
09 26 27 28     
  Good Availability
  Low Availability
  Fully Booked

F-Machine Availability

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44   1 2 3 4 5
45 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
46 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
47 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
48 27 28 29 30    
December 2017
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48     1 2 3
49 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
50 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
51 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
52 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
January 2018
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02 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
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06 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
07 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
08 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
09 26 27 28     
  Good Availability
  Low Availability
  Fully Booked

Venus Availability

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44   1 2 3 4 5
45 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
46 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
47 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
48 27 28 29 30    
December 2017
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48     1 2 3
49 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
50 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
51 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
52 25 26 27 28 29 30 31
January 2018
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07 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
08 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
09 26 27 28     
  Good Availability
  Low Availability
  Fully Booked

Renting Makes A Lot Of Sense

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Combination Padlocks

Secure Transit Cases

No one, not even the courier knows what is inside our rental sex machine secure transit cases. The good thing about the cases is that you can secure the machine in it in the house away from prying eyes.
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