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Salient

Salient is an excellent design with a fresh approach for the ever-changing Web. Integrated with Gantry 5, it is infinitely customizable, incredibly powerful, and remarkably simple.

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Export

Our shop software will provide an accurate shipping quote during checkout for anyone ordering from the UK or any EU member state. However as we ship Fucking Machines via a courier service if you plan on ordering from outside the EU we will need to source an accurate shipping quote for you prior to you placing your order. These quotes vary on the number of products you plan to buy and the spacial dimensions of the package.

If you are interested in purchasing any of our products from a country outisde of the EU then please get in touch with us using our contact form and we can assist you.

Countries outside of the EU to which we have delivered machines:

  • USA
  • Canada
  • Norway
  • Australia
  • New Zealand

Customs Charges & Import Taxation

If you order from outside the EU, you may be subject to import duties and taxes, levied once the package reaches your country. Any additional charges must be borne by you; Fmachinefun is not liable for and has no control over these charges and cannot predict what they may be. It is your responsibility to understand your local importantion restrictions and tarifs.

We can only ship to a PayPal verified address abroad. If your registered address is a PO Box then we cannot dispatch to you as the courier will require a signature on delivery.

Customs policies vary widely from country to country; you should contact your local customs office for further information. Additionally, you are considered the importer of record and must comply with all laws and regulations of the country in which you are receiving the products. It is your responsibility to know the laws of your country and community as they apply to adult products. We will not be held responsible nor will we issue credit or refunds for items seized by the customs service of any country.

If a customs label is required then the machine will be listed as 'Deluxe Exercise Equipment'.

Power Cable & Plug

Machines supplied by us will come with a UK power cable and plug fitted. You may need to fit an adaptor or fit a local plug to use the machines in your own country.

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