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Welcome to Fucking Machine Fun

We specialise in renting and selling the best sex and fucking machines available in the UK. We focus on customer satisfaction and hygiene which is why we are the number one choice for anyone looking to have some fucking machine fun.

Buy or Rent the F-Machine Pro or the Sybian

We bring you a great service, rent Fucking Machines at amazing rates or buy one for yourself. Better still try one before buying and receive a discount.

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Discreet, Efficient Service

We provide an exceptionally discreet fucking machine rental service. Our machines are delivered in plain packaging with no indication as to their contents and all of our machines arrive in lockable cases.

Discretion

We pride ourselves in our professional and discreet services. We never pass on your details and provide total discretion in our rental service.

Hygiene

We always send out new attachments with rental machines (for obvious reasons) and these are yours to keep at the end of a rental period.

Try Before You Buy

Sex machines are very expensive pieces of equipment so why not try one before you buy, that way you get to see if they are worth the money.

Example Rental Pricing

These are some examples of rental rates for our machines. There are no hidden fees! To get a detailed quote use our booking calculator.

  • F-Machine 1 Day
  • £20
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Doc Johnson 8" Classic Vac-u-lock dildo
  • Great Value
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 1 Day
  • £85
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Genuine Sybian medium attachment
  • Popular choice
  • Book Now
  • Sybian 3 Day
  • £105
  • +£40 - courier delivery and collection from your address
  • Free - Genuine Sybian medium attachment
  • Special Offer
  • Book Now

Welcome to Fucking Machine Fun UK

Buy or Rent a Fucking Machine

Fucking Machines for rent or hire Thank you for visiting our site, if you are here then it means that you have an interest in Fucking Machine Fun and hopefully we can help you out. Whether you are looking to hire or buy a Fucking Machine we can provide sound advice and lots of choices to make your session with one a truly memorable experience.

Have a look around our site and if you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask. Read More

Try Before You Buy

Special Offers - Buy a machine from us after renting one and we will give you half of what you have paid in rental fees as a discount, so it's a great way to try before you buy.

What Our Clients Say

  • This is something that we have thought about for a long time and playing out our fantasies was a dream come true. Claire couldn't wait to get into the swing of it, the time passed by incredibly quickly and I have never seen her cumming so hard before. Great machine and a superb service. We are both looking forward to our next session. Claire thinks she's opting for the Kong Dildo next time LOL.
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