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  • Buy Or Rent? Your Choice

    We specialise in the very best Sex and Fucking Machines available.
    As well as selling these machines we offer a discreet and hygienic rental system with them.
    We have a range of rental Sybians and also the F-Machine Pro fucking machines and they go out with new attachments to every booking. Our customers keep the attachments and that way they know that we never re-use any of them.
    Buy or Hire one today to explore the wonderful world of Fucking Machine Fun.

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  • F-Machine Pro

    The F-Machine Pro is a superb UK designed Fucking Machine.
    It is quiet, powerful and has adjustable stroke length, thrust rod position and speed.
    It is easy to assemble and is made out or aircraft grade aluminium and stainless steel, making it long lasting and easy to clean.
    It is not just for the girls, men and couples can enjoy this top of the range Fucking Machine. Buy one or even try one out using our affordable, discreet and hygienic rental service.

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  • The Sybian

    The Sybian is our flagship Sex Machine and it is legendary.
    You have the option of buying straight away or just renting one to see what all the fuss is about.
    It is quite simply the worlds most powerful sit on vibrator that excels is what it does. It has two modes of operation, the first is its insane levels of vibration and the second is its rotating inner G-spot stimulation.
    It is one toy that you will remember using for a long time to come and is ideal for singles or couples alike.

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The Sybian & F-Machine Pro. Rent one discreetly in your own home
Sex & Fucking Machines. Amazing machines at incredible prices

Buy or Rent a Fucking Machine

Fucking Machines for rent or hire Thank you for visiting our site, if you are here then it means that you have an interest in Fucking Machine Fun and hopefully we can help you out. Whether you are looking to hire or buy a Fucking Machine we can provide sound advice and lots of choices to make your session with one a truly memorable experience.

We are also UK distributors of the amazing SPUNK LUBE and also HOLEPUNCH TOYS.

Have a look around our site and if you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask.

Spunk Lube Hybrid, Pink & Silicone. Award winning lube, perfect for use with our machines
Hole Punch. Hand made 100% silicone dildos. Luxury tongue in cheek fun
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What Our Rental Clients Say

  • I hired a fucking machine for one of my parties and WOW did it go with a bang! Everyone loved it as you could tell by the screams and groans. It was my first time but not the last. Amazing sensation and as I had control I was happy for anal sex which had me screaming to orgasm and gushing everywhere! Needless to say it's now on my purchase list.
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